August 2014 Astrology Newsletter


Love and Relationships  -  Money and Career  -  Health and Fitness










Aries’ Life Horoscope
Slow down -- though it's likely that life is slowing you down regardless of your speed. Just let things happen at their own pace until you figure out what it is that's holding you back.
Daily Extended
If you would rather be by yourself today, be by yourself. And if you'd rather be smack dab in the middle of a bustling crowd, then head to where the action is. You need to do whatever makes you feel most comfortable right now. Luckily, little, if any, pressure is on you to conform right now, so if you feel like breaking away from what everyone is doing today, that shouldn't cause any waves with people. Everyone just wants you to be happy.
Aries’ Love Horoscope
If you've really been working hard to get to know somebody, you could be well-rewarded (with a kiss, even!) on the 1st or 2nd. How exciting! Well, you know what they say: Sometimes hard work is rewarded with a kiss! Embrace your emotions on the 6th and 7th. Don't run from them! You'll get the best results by embracing them, anyway. Start a new project on the 13th, 14th or 15th. You could wind up with a whole bunch of fabulous date ideas! That is pretty awesome, anyway you slice it. If you're feeling flighty on the 20th and 21st, the best medicine for you is yoga or a run or a swim. What you don't want to do is channel that flighty energy into flaking out on your date plans! Ask them about their dreams on the 25th. They have a whole inner life you'd never have guess at from their cool, calm exterior! You'll be richly rewarded with wonderful romance on the 27th and 28th. Take this thing slow on the 30th. After all, you really want to take the time you need to get to know them, now.
Aries’ Money Horoscope
You are oh-so-ready for some success at work? You are so-so-ready for a bonus? You are ready-ready-ready for some free time? Well, it looks like you're in luck on the 1st and 2nd. Your hard work is paying off. Your extra hours are adding up. Your plane ticket is reserved. The beach is waiting for you! And that promotion feels oh-so-good. Fantastic! Don't forget that you are more than just an employee, and if some private life issues come up on the 6th and 7th, you need to make time to deal with them. Emotions don't bite! Go slowly with yourself and make sure you have plenty of space to process things. Take it easy on the 11th and 12th. Buy yourself an 'I'm Awesome' t-shirt on the 16th and 17th. Then wear it. You are awesome! A goal is yours to be accomplished on the 22nd and 23rd. How does that feel? Really, really good? Awesome. Where's that t-shirt of yours? Some important developments in your personal life push work issues to the background on the 27th and 28th. And that's a good thing. Keep at it on the 30th! You're awesome!
Astrologer’s Advice For Aries
Think about what that person in front of you really wants before taking action -- they are almost certainly not revealing the whole truth. It's not too hard to figure it out, though!


Taurus’ Life Horoscope
You kick off this month seriously on fire! You get what you want and you want what you get and you love being around the people in your life and they love being around you and that great news at work just gives everything an extra boost on the 1st and 2nd. Yes! Be sure to spend a little quality time out of doors to seal the deal on all this wonderfulness. By the super-communicative 6th and 7th, you're really giving yourself a chance to express what's in your heart (and what's been percolating in that brain of yours!). This feels great, so don't reign yourself in. Pep up your workout routine with something a little scintillating on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Tango? Tap? Two-step? Heck, twerking? Whatever it is, make sure it pops. Get in touch with your grounded side on the 20th and 21st. How? What about heading out to the woods (or the beach) and taking off your socks and shoes and digging your toes in? Your friends are super nice, so trust them with your feelings on the 24th, 25th or 26th. Even if it feels hard to open up. Amazing days await you on the 29th and 30th. Oh boy!
Taurus’ Love Horoscope
You're so fine, you're simply irresistible on the 1st and 2nd. Yep, when it comes to love and romance, you are in a really great space as the month gets started. Make the most of the amazing opportunities that come your way, emotionally. Who knows when you'll have another month that starts as springily as this one? Communicate what's in your heart on the 6th and 7th. You can sing it, say it, rap it or put it in an email. But make sure you put it out there! How's your health routine going? Be sure to maintain it well, in order to stay in top romantic form on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Get out in the great outdoors with them, if you possibly can, on the 20th and 21st. Hold hands! Tell someone close to you about all the romantic escapades you've been involved in, lately, on the 24th, 25th or 26th. Sure, they are wild! But that makes them all the more fun to share with someone you trust. Go ahead and confide! Love is in the air and, in fact, everywhere, for you on the 29th and 30th. Give them a great, big kiss!
Taurus’ Money Horoscope
Your career is looking mighty energetic on the 1st and 2nd. You are making deals and dealing well! Your cards are good. Your deals are right-on! Yes! Now is definitely the time to making as much headway as you can in your work. But don't forget that your honey bunny wants to see you once in a while, too. Be sure to get the word of your fabulous project out there on the 6th and 7th. The world is ready to hear what you have to say! You sure have a way with words, as everyone who reads your marketing materials will see on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Talk about a way with words! Get in some great exercise on the 20th and 21st. After all, the healthier you are, the better able you'll be to make good decisions. Ask trusted peers for their advice on your next career move on the 24th, 25th or 26th. A couple of amazing developments make you fall more in love than ever with your chosen career on the 29th and 30th. This month is really putting a spring in your step, that's for sure! Get a good night's sleep and prepare for next month.
Astrologer’s Advice For Taurus

You can spice up almost any activity -- your very presence is all it takes to perk people up and make them see things in a new way. It's a great time to raise morale at work or anywhere else.










Gemini’s Life Horoscope
Focus on the 1st. Focus on the 2nd. Then focus some more. How? Well, what about going to yoga, meditating, then turning off the internet and locking the door to your office and totally going for it, work-wise? Or, follow steps one through three (above), then heading out to the beach with your honey to really talk things over. The more you can eliminate unnecessary distractions and cultivate a meaningful understanding of the situation at hand, the better off you'll be. Great news comes your way on the 4th and 5th. You're ready to really, really celebrate. So are they. The more intellectual debate you can generate on the 8th, 9th and 10th, the better you'll feel. So let loose with those zingers! Romance is in the air on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Breathe all the way in, to the very depths of your lungs. Ah! If a business proposition is confusing on the 20th or 21st, keep your distance. The last thing you need is a messy contractual dispute! Do everything you can to get in touch with your creative energies on the 24th, 25th and 26th. That will leave you feeling really, really fulfilled. Wonderful! Talk to them on the 29th and 30th.
Gemini’s Love Horoscope
If what you are missing in your life is a satisfying romance, then what you need to do is really concentrate on all things romantic on the 1st and 2nd. After all, if you are always forgetting to show up for dates, and getting distracted by how much work you have while they're trying to get to know you, it's going to be hard for you to kick-start a love life. Some positive developments reward your efforts on the flirty (and maybe even smoochy) 4th and 5th. You're in the mood to have a friendly disagreement, so go for it on the 8th, 9th and 10th! They'll love your spirit. Romance is keeping you pretty busy on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Just don't forget that you still need to show up for work! Don't agree to any relationship rules that are too complicated on the 20th or 21st. After all, it should be pretty simple. Either you like each other, or you don't. Anything else is way too complicated. Your creative energies will win their heart on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Communicate all your feelings on the 29th and 30th.
Gemini’s Money Horoscope
What, if anything, has been missing from your daily work life? Are you satisfied? Are you not so satisfied? Why not? Do you feel like what you're doing is good for the world? Is it good for you? Are you making enough money? Focus on these kinds of questions on the 1st and 2nd. It will really help you understand where you're at and where you want to be thinking about heading. A great new hire could start work on the 4th and 5th. You can see right away that this person is really going to be a boost for the team. Generate as much discussion as you can about how things are done at the office, and why, on the 8th, 9th and 10th. You could wind up with several important reforms! You're totally invigorated, again, on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Well, there's nothing like a couple of really major contracts to get the juices flowing! Watch out for a sketchy deal on the 20th or 21st. It could be even sketchier than it looks. Dream big on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Why not ask the new hire what they think of your brainwave on the 29th and 30th?
Astrologer’s Advice For Gemini
Your big brain is keeping up a steady stream of great ideas, and you are sure to be able to get others to see their value. It's a great day for collaboration and brainstorming, so gather the gang.
Cancer’s Life Horoscope
You've got a lot of amazing, ground-breaking, slightly wild, slightly 'wow' energy flowing on the 1st and 2nd. Wow! Let it flow! Don't worry about people's reactions (they'll love it, promise). Just tap into your inner entertainer and go! Great days are coming your way on the 6th and 7th, particularly if you tell them everything that's on your mind. For real. Even if it feels hard to do. You need to communicate, you know! And you'll feel way better, afterwards. In fact, you'll probably feel fantastic. By the domestic-bliss-challenged 13th, 14th and 15th, you might want to prophylactically check in with anyone you share space with to see how they are feeling about how things are working out, particularly in the who-does-more-dishes arena. Or, you could just wait for them to get mad about it. It's up to you! You may need to deal with someone whose feelings are careening in a somewhat extreme way on the 20th and 21st. Set your boundaries. Stick to them. Help someone out on the 25th. By the 29th and 30th, you are ready to put on your party shoes and socialize! Wonderful.
Cancer’s Love Horoscope
You've got that special something, all right. And on the 1st and 2nd, it is impossible not to notice it! Your eyes flash, your smile's bright, your laugh is impossible to resist. So if they want your number, give it to them. You never know where this could lead! The more 'you' you can be, the better they're going to like you on the 6th and 7th. Don't ever fall into that trap where you think people would like you better if you were different! Be sure to pull your weight on the 13th, 14th and 15th. That might mean planning a date, initiating a date or doing the dishes after they cook. Whatever it is, they'll really appreciate it. If they don't know what they want or need or can commit to on the 20th and 21st, then you might need to give them some space. After all, no one can decide but them. Feel it on the 25th. Whether it's love, uncertainty, fear, dislike or apathy, just feel it, feel it, feel it. You could be surprised at how things begin to shift, once you let them in! Socialize on the 29th and 30th. It's romantic!
Cancer’s Money Horoscope
Your ideas are out-of-this-world awesome on the 1st and 2nd. Whether you're planning a hot-pink wedding for a semi-celebrity client or you're personal shopping for a famous person's pet show poodle or you're launching your very own luxury dollhouse furnishings company, you are going above and beyond. Your ideas are amazing and your instincts simply could not be better, even if the average person might think they are totally nuts! (That's part of their appeal.) You definitely want to get out ahead of any problems that you see coming up on the horizon on the 6th and 7th. After all, if there are no hot pink wedding dresses to be had, you'll need to have a white one dyed. Be extra nice to your sweetie on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Your client is a prima donna on the 20th and 21st. But that goes with the territory (show poodles can be high-strung). Philanthropy is just the ticket on the 25th. By the 29th and 30th, you are ready to socialize! Do it. You'll feel totally rejuvenated.
Astrologer’s Advice For Cancer 
Expect trouble with family or roommates -- though it's nothing serious. You may just be at cross purposes regarding a financial decision or how often house cleaning ought to be done.




Leo’s Life Horoscope
You start out the month thinking about your place in the grand scheme of things on the 1st and 2nd. Do you belong here, or there? With the go-getters or the do-gooders? Both at once? Neither? Give the system some serious thought. What's it all mean? You want to understand the framework within which you work, so that you can work it. You know? By the pretty amazing 8th, 9th and 10th, you see some amazing results. It paid off to understand how things around you were working, didn't it? A friendship really means a lot to you, as you realize on the 15th. Do everything you can to cherish this connection. It only comes along rarely in life. Instead of describing your new workout in great depth on the 20th and 21st, why not just bring your buddies along with you when you head out on that intro-to-kayaking tour? You'll all have a healthy and great time. Your creativity is totally out of control on the 24th, 25th and 26th. What will you make during this amazing period? Concentrate some serious energy on your career on the 30th.
Leo’s Love Horoscope
You are getting mighty philosophical on the 1st and 2nd. What does love mean? How do humans relate? Can we ever really know one another? That's all fine and good, but at some point, you definitely want to stop philosophizing and call up that sushi place and make reservations for your date. Otherwise, you won't get a table, and then you'll be stuck with a hungry date and a whole lot of other philosophical questions (what does it mean to be alone? Do people really need other people? Is eating by yourself less healthy?). Things are going pretty good on the 8th, 9th and 10th. A friendship could turn into something more on the 15th. Do everything you can to stay fit as a fiddle on the 20th and 21st. But don't bore your date with the details! Get creative as you tell them how you feel about them on the 24th, 25th and 26th. After all, you'll need to pull out all the stops to convince this cutie you're the one for them! Career could come first on the 30th. Let them know, and let them know you'll call as soon as you can come up for air.
Leo’s Money Horoscope
The big questions (What does it all mean? Does working in an organic grocery store really help you help the earth? Should you go into investment banking?) are on your mind on the 1st and 2nd. Give yourself plenty of time to think about them. After all, the examined life is the best kind! In fact, some of the answers you've gotten to the questions you've posed could well result in a few amazing new developments on the 8th, 9th and 10th. Wow! Did that investment banker really invite you to an informational interview? Yes! Make sure you aren't neglecting your workout, what with all this asking-of-the-big-questions on the 20th and 21st. Look for some more amazing developments on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Did you just get a huge promotion, and if you accept it, you'll be spending all your time figuring out how to make the world a better place with all-natural kiosks selling family-farmed organic peas and cherries? Your career has been a wild ride, and it will keep on being one on the 30th. So buckle up and see where it all takes you!
Astrologer’s Advice For Leo
You find people more agreeable today, so much so that you may wonder if they're just humoring you. They're not! You're making your case better than ever before, and your energy is quite persuasive.
Virgo’s Life Horoscope
Pack an overnight bag on the 1st or 2nd, then board a bus or a train or a plane or get in your car, pick up a buddy or a true love or a best friend or a cool cat you just connected with, and head out for a mini-adventure! You're ready to see something new and chat over candlelight and explore your surroundings and the meaning of life, all at once. It's awesome, and you want to really get into it right now. There's plenty of time for back to regular life (say, the 4th and 5th, when your boss will expect you to be all-there, body and mind). By the 10th, you need to be flexible. So stretch. Then stretch some more. Again. Good! You're in an amazing space on the 11th and 12th. You love this great energy that's inundating you, don't you! They do, too. If you're feeling restless at home or at work on the 16th or 17th, then it is up to you to tell whoever you need to tell that you need to do whatever it is you need to do to quell this restless energy. Don't be overly critical on the 22nd. It's not super nice. Count your money on the 27th. Explore on the 30th!
Virgo’s Love Horoscope
What your romantic life needs on the 1st or 2nd is a splash of adventure! You need a dash of excitement! You need to get away, together, and experience something brand-new! So figure out how to do something out of the ordinary, without busting your budget. Then watch your romance spark! Don't neglect your work, even if you are oh-so-in-love, on the 4th and 5th. Send them a text to let them know you're thinking of them, then settle down at your desk and turn on your work brain. Go to yoga on the 10th. You're going to need to be loose if you're going to deal well with everything that's happening in your love life! Great news makes your heart go thump on the 11th and 12th. Try something new, again, on the 16th or 17th. Even if it's just a new way of thinking! Try to be open to their way of doing things on the 22nd. Even if you cannot even begin to imagine what they are thinking when they plan their outfit for work the next day the night before! Sure, it's a little eccentric. But maybe they really save time that way! Don't spend too much money trying to impress them on the 27th. Explore your emotions together on the 30th!
Virgo’s Money Horoscope
What you need, in your work life and in every other part of your life on the 1st or 2nd, is a little excitement. You need exploration and adventure, you need to see and hear and smell new things. You need all this, and more! How are you going to get it? Do you think cleaning out the pipes in the basement at the fast-food joint where you work will do it? Well, give it a try. After all, you've always been too scared of the basement pipes to go down there. In a way, it truly is an adventure (try to think of it this way). If that doesn't do it for you, be sure to get to the beach or the woods or downtown after work and see something new. You might have to focus back in on life (and work) as usual on the 4th and 5th. Your boss has some great expectations! And you'll need to do your best to meet them. How's your health? Are you sticking to your workout? Check in on that on the 10th. You feel pretty good, and your workplace decisions reflect that on the 11th and 12th. Get yourself into another adventure on the 16th or 17th! This time, make sure it's more exciting than cleaning the pipes in the basement. Be nice to a coworker who isn't as bright as you are on the 22nd. Ask for a raise, if you think you deserve one on the 27th. Push your boundaries on the 30th.
Astrologer’s Advice For Virgo
Try something new, wild and different today. Things are sure to feel right if you can just shake up your expectations. The bonus you get from surprising your friends is even better!
Libra’s Life Horoscope
Wow! You are in for one wonderful start to the month on the 1st and 2nd. You're in touch with your creative energies, you're in touch with your emotions, you're experiencing the world as it is in all its munificent glory. Plus you're so darned organized! It's super impressive. Be sure to have a really great time right now. On the 6th and 7th, turn your attention towards helping others see the beauty and joy you're able to experience on a regular basis. Great news keeps you in terrific spirits on the 13th, 14th and 15th. If you're feeling a little melancholic on the 20th or 21st, take a time out and do something really special for you. When's the last time you had a massage? Why not head down to the massage college and get a cut-rate rub from a student? It won't cost too much and you'll feel great afterwards. A minor disruption in the day you'd planned for yourself shouldn't be the end of the world (so don't let it be) on the 24th, 25th or 26th. Practice spreading kindness ib the 29th and 30th. You're a natural!
Libra’s Love Horoscope
There looks to be a lot of love in your life, as the month gets started on the 1st and 2nd. You're surrounded by amazing people, you're connecting with thoughts and ideas and feelings, you're sharing these impulses with the people around you. Wonderful! Now, all you need is a honey bunny you can run home and tell all about this. Well, keep your eyes (and ears and nose) open: That honey bunny might be right in front of you! Why not ask them out on the 6th or 7th? After all, they might not realize they are meant to be your honey bunny if you don't help them understand that with a super cool date or two to check it out. A love letter on a post-it note makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Get some 'you' time on the 20th or 21st, particularly if you're feeling a little blue. Roll with whatever life throws at you on the 24th, 25th or 26th. They will be super impressed with your ability to make a plan B when your date plan A falls through! Infuse the situation with good vibes on the 29th and 30th.
Libra’s Money Horoscope
The secret of your career success on the 1st and 2nd is going to be to get resilient. Someone doesn't think your work is good enough? Keep showing it to people until a decision-maker says 'Yes!' Once you've got that in, you're golden. Keep at it, tiger! Then add some stretching exercises, to make sure you don't get too tense. Don't forget that what you do really helps others to appreciate beauty (thanks to your gorgeous sunrise and sunset paintings) on the 6th and 7th. Those happy-kids-on-a-beach scenes are totally awesome, too! Great news gives you a creative boost on the 13th, 14th and 15th. If you're feeling a little low on the 20th or 21st, get some sunshine. Or if that's not a possibility, take a really nice long bath. With bubbles. Show the client just how flexible you can be, when the car breaks down on the way to the airport and you paint the sunrise over the freeway and they love it on the 24th, 25th or 26th. Your kindness is infectious on the 29th and 30th. You really make a difference!
Astrologer’s Advice For Libra
You see something early today that catches your eye and maybe sets your heart aflame. Your great personal energy can help you change course and maybe find a new way to live your life.







Scorpio’s Life Horoscope
Any good relationship is going to benefit from open communication, from putting your cards on the table, from knowing what you need and expressing that. So on the 1st and 2nd, do just that. If the relationship doesn't get better as a result, then maybe it isn't a relationship you really want to be in. Regardless, keep communicating! By the super-intuitive 6th and 7th, your Spidey-senses are off the charts! You know what you want and how and why and when. Wow! Sometimes doing nothing is the best action to take, and the 15th looks like it's one of those days. You are king or queen of the hill on the 16th and 17th. Your amazing charm and irresistible magnetism make you an astounding phenomenon. And everybody likes it that way. What's in your heart and on your mind on the 22nd and 23rd? You really, really need to tune in to your deepest needs right now. Otherwise, how will you be able to meet them? If you are spoiling for a fight on the 27th, take the afternoon off. Challenge yourself on the 30th.
Scorpio’s Love Horoscope
It's looking like your month is kicking off with a little mini-seminar on The Art of the Relationship. Yep, you're going to be learning, and at a pretty quick clip, at that, about getting to know them, getting to know yourself, communicating, communicating and communicating some more. So get out your notebook and your pens and your highlighter and your calculator (just in case) on the 1st and 2nd. Give the professor an apple and get to work! You feel like you've got a knack for it on the 6th and 7th, and you're right! Trust your gut instincts now. You can't go wrong! Less is more, when it comes to trying to fix the situation on the 15th. Some amazing developments rock your world and theirs, simultaneously, on the 16th and 17th. You might be able to school that Art of the Relationship professor by now! Get in touch with your own deepest feelings on the 22nd and 23rd. The better you know yourself, the better you can relate to them. Go to the gym on the 27th! Work out that aggression. Try something new on the 30th.
Scorpio’s Money Horoscope
Check in with your working relationships on the 1st and 2nd. Have you been holding back when it comes to making necessary criticisms because you don't want to have a disagreement? Or have you been unloading your frustrations every time a coworker makes a teensy tiny mistake? Either way, you'd do well to make a change. Communicating well, in a timely, fair way is really a must if you're going to have a good office environment (even if your office is the site of an archeological dig!). You just known on the 6th and 7th. Whether it's what your boss wants or what that wild card coworker will do next, your sixth sense is right on. Take it easy on the 15th. You are unbeatable on the 16th and 17th. And it feels oh-so-good. Give a serious think to the question of what you really, really want on the 22nd and 23rd. What do you really, really want? If you are feeling slightly on edge on the 27th, work it out on the elliptical machine (or in the wide-open ocean). Look for a brand new challenge on the 30th. You'll find one!
Astrologer’s Advice For Scorpio
Your conscious mind is not in total control today -- but you're fine. It's one of those days when you just need to make sure that you're willing to act on impulse and let your subconscious run the show.


Sagittarius’ Life Horoscope
Don't try to overeat your way to happiness on the 1st or 2nd (or any other day, for that matter). No, an extra helping of fudge sauce isn't going to make that double cheeseburger digest any better. Where is this desire to pig out coming from, anyway? Is it maybe a frustrated desire to get outside and go for a run? Then, heck, sugar pie, get outside and go for a run! It will be so much more healthy for you than a mongo club sandwich and fries. You need to follow your own energetic impulses on the 6th and 7th, not cleave to theirs. By the friendly, fun and fantastic 13th, 14th and 15th, you should jump for joy and hug for happiness! Some amazing developments totally rock your world on the 18th and 19th. Who would have thought things could be this super-duper? Your horizons need some expansion, from the looks of things, on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Why not head to the beach? Talk about every little thing on the 29th and 30th. Seriously! A little communication goes a long way, and a lot of communication goes even further. Wonderful!
Sagittarius’ Love Horoscope
If you are feeling somewhat dissatisfied with the status of your love life on the 1st or 2nd, then don't fall into the old trap of trying to cope by pigging out on cupcakes. It won't fill that hole in your heart, and it will leave you feeling sluggish. Not to mention, it will give you heartburn. Instead, go for a long walk. Look at the trees. Embrace nature. Feel the wind in your hair. Feel the wind on your skin. Don't forget to bring a scarf. Don't you feel better now? Revel in your freedom on the 6th and 7th. After all, if you're in charge of you (and you are), you can do everything you want to do! Something super romantic appears out of nowhere on the 13th, 14th or 15th. See? That's what happens when you go about making sure you're happy. A great date puts you in a great mood on the 18th or 19th. Spend some time thinking outside the box on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Then spend some time thinking about them. Talking about things is the name of the game, so play it to win on the 29th and 30th.
Sagittarius’ Money Horoscope
Ah, happiness. What is it? Particularly when it comes to your work, happiness might be hard to define. Is it monetary success? Or a sense of fulfillment? Is it the idea that you can put food on the table? Or the freedom it gives you to travel and experience new things? Spend some time on the 1st or 2nd identifying where you find happiness in your work. After all, you don't want to overlook such an important factor as you make decisions moving forward. Go with your gut on the 6th and 7th. Even if you're swimming against the stream, now is the time to really follow your instincts and not wait around for everyone else to catch up (they will, in time). Great news boosts your happiness levels in a big way on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Some more awesome news puts you in a super good mood on the 18th and 19th. Work it! Your work might never be the same. Try something (or several somethings) new on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Talk it out on the 29th and 30th. Communicating can take that frown and turn it upside down. For real!
Astrologer’s Advice For Sagittarius
It's all about group activities today, so make sure that you're paying attention to those around you. If you're working, make sure you can collaborate; if not, ring up a friend to hang out.
Capricorn’s Life Horoscope
Your key word for the 1st and 2nd is: Indulge! Yes, indulge in romance. Indulge in spending quality time with friends and family. Indulge in loving your work. Indulge in getting a good night's sleep. Indulge in some amazing, healthy meals. Hey, wait a second! It looks like indulging is just about he best thing you could be doing for yourself! Amazing, how well that all worked out! How about keeping it up, all month long? If there's a problem you spot on the 6th or 7th, deal with it. Immediately. Cultural activities really stimulate your brain and your soul, so go to the movies or the museum or the opera on the 13th, 14th or 15th. Feels good, right? What really feels good are the peaceful and loving days coming your way on the 20th and 21st. Enjoy them to the hilt. Plug your laptop into the wall and write a short story on the 24th, 25th or 26th. Then post it on the Internet. Revel in your integrity on the pretty awesome 29th and 30th. You've earned it! Then go out and spend a little time in the sun. It'll really perk you up.
Capricorn’s Love Horoscope
Have you been super disciplined, lately, when it comes to work and working out and going to bed early and getting up on time? That is awesome. But on the 1st and 2nd, let loose, a little. Just to test it out. What happens if you spend an evening at an old-fashioned nightclub even though you had been planning on turning in early again? Do you lock eyes with someone? What about if you sleep in, a little, and have to take a later bus to work? Do you spot a super cutie commuting along with you? Try it out, and see what happens. If you and they have a miscommunication regarding your very first-ever date on the 6th or 7th, correct said miscommunication! It's important to have your communication skills working from the very first meetings, in order to set the right tone for later. Seriously! Plan something culturally-enriching for the two of you on the 13th, 14th or 15th. You'll love all the good vibes you're getting on the 20th and 21st. Put your feelings in a song on the 24th, 25th or 26th. They love that they can count on you, as you'll see, on the 29th and 30th.
Capricorn’s Money Horoscope 
Your mission in your work life on the 1st and 2nd is to have a really, really awesome time. Yes! That's right, you want to be having a blast. You want to be having a ball. If you are, then you are doing everything right. Like, really, really right. Like, totally well. So don't give in to any worries that you need to be totally serious at work. You don't! In fact, the more fun you're having, the more successful you're going to be. Of course, the best way to keep the fun going is to deal with problems as soon as you become aware of them. Don't let them fester! That's your job on the 6th and 7th. Be sure you're getting enough inspiration on the 13th, 14th or 15th. The peace and quiet that descend over your workplace on the 20th and 21st are very, very welcome. Welcome them. Get super, super creative on the 24th, 25th or 26th. You feel great on the 29th and 30th. And you've earned an amazing reputation in your field! Why not celebrate with some vegan sushi? Or a terrific burrito lunch. Follow up with a nice long walk!
Astrologer’s Advice For Capricorn 
You've got something big to think through -- and you may be the first one in your group to have this idea. That means it's hard to get advice, but that's okay -- you'll be ready to offer your own soon enough!
Aquarius’ Life Horoscope 
Some strange tales passed down through the family catch your attention on the 1st and 2nd. Investigate! Go out and visit Great Uncle Harold at the nursing home. What does he have to say about that mysterious family jewel that disappeared decades ago? Maybe you can track down, if not the jewel itself, a pretty terrific story! You definitely want to be pulling your weight when it comes to household chores on the 6th and 7th. Otherwise, you could get a pretty tough talking-to! New experiences are just what your spring-timey soul is yearning for on the 13th, 14th and 15th. So go out and get some new experiences! It is so invigorating! Discipline yourself into a couple of awesome workouts on the 20th and 21st. You'll be feeling fit and fab for the excellent news that comes your way the stupendously stunning 22nd and 23rd. You truly are an inspiration to the people around you. Delve into some more mysteries from the past on the 29th and 30th. You never know what you'll find! There are so many mysteries to uncover.
Aquarius’ Love Horoscope 
If you catch wind of a particularly romantic story buried somewhere in your family history on the 1st and 2nd, do some research! Was your great-aunt a secret princess, who saved a knight who became her partner? You never know what fascinating stories people have, and this one may have more to do with you than you might think. So start asking questions! Your great-aunt will be tickled to hear from you. Ah, chores around the house. No, there never was a surer romance-killer than undone dishes, piled up garbage and the like, and if you want to avoid the negative consequences undone chores always bring, you would be well advised to get them done on the 6th and 7th. Do something new, together, on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Shared experiences are the lifeblood of a relationship! Workout, for best results, on the 20th and 21st. You two are getting along like two peas in a pod on the 22nd and 23rd. More romantic mysteries? You're ready to delve! Go for it on the 29th and 30th. You could learn a thing or two.
Aquarius’ Money Horoscope 
You should never hesitate to look for inspiration in strange places. If you need to write a play, why not spend some time watching an ant battle it out with a big piece of leaf? If you need to write a poem, a donut is a totally valid object of devotion. Got to get philosophical? Open up a comic book! Yep, the 1st and 2nd are days to really look high and low. And in between! You might need to focus on the boring stuff (sending in invoices, getting your taxes in order, and so on) on the 6th and 7th. Sure, it's boring. But it's super, super necessary. You need some inspiration, again, on the 13th, 14th and 15th. So go out and find some! Don't let all that great research go to waste on the 20th and 21st. Get organized, and file it neatly into inspiration categories. Work out really well on the 22nd and 23rd. The sweat will get your brain juices flowing! Your gift for gab proves immensely entertaining on the 29th and 30th. Everyone loves it! Have you ever considered becoming a professional story-teller? Maybe you should!
Astrologer’s Advice For Aquarius
You need to reach out socially -- otherwise, you're sure to find yourself in a rut. And you hate ruts! All you need to do is say hi to someone you'd usually just walk by. They can handle the rest!

Pisces’ Life Horoscope
Cook yourself a wonderful dinner on the 1st. Sit down, light a candle, and enjoy every bite. If at all possible, do this alone: You are in need of some serious 'you' time. Get in some major nurturing and a good night's sleep and see if you don't feel a million times better afterwards. Don't let some mixed signals mix you up on the 4th and 5th. Do some deep breathing and check in with yourself to see where you're at, and stick with your boundaries. Heck, if you aren't up for a night on the town, just say 'no, thank you.' What about laying some ground, when it comes to your health and fitness on the 8th, 9th and 10th? Maybe if you changed up your routine (by, say, adding regular swimming sessions to your week) you would feel better, overall. It's definitely worth thinking about (and acting on!). On the 15th, Confront a relationship problem head-on. Help someone help you, then thank the heck out of them on the 20th and 21st. They'll be happy to have helped. Some wonderful days full of love and creativity and happiness and peace are in store for you on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Open that love letter on the 30th. Now giggle!
Pisces’ Love Horoscope 
Whether you're in a partnership, dating, or on your own, take some time on the 1st to plan a date with yourself. That's right: Do everything you love to do in a couple, whether it's go to the movies, eat at home or lie on your back and look up at the stars while a good jazz record plays. But do it on your own. See what happens! You may well feel extremely nurtured. And less like you have to depend on a partner for that cozy, snuggly happy feeling. (Of course, it's great if you can share it with a partner. But the point is that you don't have to). Confusing messages confuse you on the 4th and 5th. Well, that's normal. They would confuse anyone. Focus on taking great care of your health and fitness on the 8th, 9th and 10th. Only you can do that, and it's a good idea if you do. If you see a problem, deal with it on the 15th. Help them on the 20th and 21st. They'll love it. You feel absolutely loved, and you are on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Enjoy that serious flirtation on the 30th. Ok, well it's not all that serious, is it? Actually, it's kind of hilarious. Tee hee!
Pisces’ Money Horoscope 
The best way for you to move forward in your career, right now, is to take great care of yourself. You need to tap into your emotions, you need to connect with your feelings, you need to make sure that your body is getting the workout it needs and the nurturing it wants. Do a whole series of good things for yourself on the 1st. Then again on the 2nd. See? It doesn't even take that much time. And you feel so much better after a swim or a massage and a home-cooked meal. Your head is clearer and your work is just plain better. If a work project is a little too stop-and-go for your tastes on the 4th and 5th, don't try to solve all the problems. Let them deal with it. A healthy skepticism is always useful and on the 8th, 9th and 10th, it's better than ever. Don't be afraid to confront a problem on the 15th. Lend a helping hand on the 20th and 21st. Your creativity is in overdrive on the 24th, 25th and 26th. And someone lets you know how much they like it on the 30th. Great! Now get in a little more 'you' time, before you get back to work.
Astrologer’s Advice For Pisces
You've had a hard time letting go of some old feelings -- until today, anyway! Somehow you feel free to liberate yourself from your old baggage. Send it off in style and enjoy the sense of relief.