May 2014 Astrology Newsletter


Love and Relationships  -  Money and Career  -  Health and Fitness










Aries’ Life Horoscope

If you have a great idea on the 1st or 2nd, don't blurt it out immediately. Instead, write it down. Hone it. Refine it. Polish it. Hold it up to the light. How's it looking, now, this great idea of yours? Good? Great? So-so? Get a really good look at it then you can decide if it's ready to show the world yet, or not. If not, no worries! You'll get this idea in good working order, or you'll have another great idea soon. Get back to basics on the 8th, 9th and 10th. Clean your car, clean your kitchen. Schedule a haircut! Work out, eat, sleep. Sometimes you've just got to take care of the little things, and the rest can wait. Pioneer on the 15th and 16th. Whether heading into uncharted territories at home, at work, or within yourself, do it with all your heart and soul and energy. You'll really thrive in a group situation, when it comes to work on the 19th, 20th and 21st. If you can join a group playing capture the flag, you should do that, too. The 24th and 25th are amazing days for you. Be sure to get up early and get the most out of these days! The more you listen to your intuition on the 31st, the better your grasp of the situation will be. So if your heart is talking, listen up.


Aries’ Love Horoscope
As the month gets started on the 1st and 2nd, you would do best to text a romantic little note to whoever it is that inspires those warm, fuzzy feelings that you are, of course, going to send in that text. Or make a video and post it someplace for them to see. Heck, you can write it in chalk on their sidewalk, if you make sure that's legal, first. Whatever media you choose, the main thing is that you have to go to communicate if you want your romance to blossom like those lovely cherry trees you see every day on the way to work. Pay attention to any emotional patterns you find yourself repeating on the 5th. Don't be selfish when it comes to sharing your linguini with them by candlelight on your first date on the 11th or 12th. Tell them all about your goals on the 19th, 20th and 21st. Are they supportive? Love is in the air, and you are breathing a lot on the 24th and 25th. Great! Watch out for any old emotional patterns, again, on the 31st. If they're no longer useful, work on ditching them!
Aries’ Money Horoscope
Great ideas, like everything else that's valuable in life, must be honored, cherished, nurtured, respected and generally treated right. So when you have an almost magical inspiration about how you should go about handling your company's Flying Carpet advertising accounts on the 1st or 2nd, don't neglect it. After all, you don't want to let the genie out of the bottle before you're really ready to present him or her with your wishes! Be sure you're taking care of your health on the 8th, 9th and 10th. How's your workout? How are your teeth? How's your stomach? Get out there and do something new on the 15th and 16th. Working with a team will be richly rewarding on the 19th, 20th and 21st. If you can get outside for a jog, that will inspire you, too. Great news puts you on Cloud Nine on the 24th and 25th. Pay attention to what your gut is telling you on the 31st. Does it say that 'open sesame' is the keyword you're missing, here? Give it a shot and see if the cave door opens. You never know, it just might work!
Astrologer’s Advice For Aries
You're feeling the heat and it has nothing to do with weather! You should find that your energy levels are peaking and that you need to get out there and do something physical. Enjoy what you've got!


Taurus’ Life Horoscope
You might feel like you're experiencing some very caterpillar-to-butterfly type changes on the 1st and 2nd. If you've been hiding out in a cocoon, your fully formed wings are going to break out of that cocoon! Whether you're getting involved in a new phase of your personal development, or you're moving into the next phase of your work life, you're going to love this new, colorful, high-flying 'you.' Some righteous annoyance will really get your juices flowing on the 6th and 7th. Channel this energy into the most positive direction possible (read: Maybe you should get to the gym, and imagine that punching bag represents the issue that's bugging you, and that you can expend your energy punching it, and at the end of your workout, you'll realize that this issue is still there but you are feeling so much better that it doesn't really bother you). Cool. You are in a pretty intense kind of place on the 13th and 14th. Ride the waves of those emotions! Hang ten! Be sure you're staying true to your own boundaries, as folks around you get a little wacky on the 19th, 20th and 21st. Enjoy the wonderful romance that materializes on the 26th and 27th. Socialize while snacking on the 31st.
Taurus’ Love Horoscope
It's fling-time! Or is it? Well, the only way you'll be able to find out whether this is a serious relationship or a fun, light, non-committal kind of thing is if you talk about it. So don't be shy on the 1st and 2nd. Tell them where you're at and see where they're at. Sure, it's not always easy to talk about feelings. But being open with them and yourself is a good policy. Romance blooms like a giant bird-of-paradise on a beautiful tropical island on the amazing 8th, 9th and 10th. What's not to like? Get righteous about your emotions on the 15th and 16th. The more you own them, the better you'll be able to live fully and authentically! Your friends are super compassionate, and if you want to talk over matters-of-the-heart with them, just tell them and they'll cancel everything in order to meet with you on the 22nd and 23rd. A romantic coup leaves you feeling pretty darn good on the emotionally revolutionary 26th and 27th. Yee-haw! Take a risk on the 31st. You could get a very romantic reward!
Taurus’ Money Horoscope
Out with the old and in with the new! That could be your mantra on the 1st and 2nd. Sure, it's not easy to break out of old habits (like always picking up the slack at work, and never taking credit for it). But now is a great time to start fresh! And that's just what you should be doing. Annoyed on the 6th and 7th? Good! That's a great motivation to act. Sure, it's going to be a wild ride, as you go about making changes in the way you respect yourself and the value of your work product, but make sure you stay true to yourself, no matter how hard it is on the 13th and 14th. Check in with those boundaries, again, as your office mates begin to try to get you to take over their shift, again, on the 19th, 20th and 21st. (Practice saying 'No' in the mirror!) Love trumps work, as far as your attention is concerned on the 26th and 27th. That's perfect! That means you've been doing a good job not working your fingers to the bone. Network on the 31st. You never know where a meeting might take you!
Astrologer’s Advice For Taurus

You know the difference between right and wrong -- but on a day like today, you may feel like you're the only one who does. Try to gently persuade others to do what's right while leading by example.










Gemini’s Life Horoscope
This is looking like a very amazing, one-of-a-kind month, full of love and life and energy on the 1st and 2nd. And it sure is! This month, be sure you get outside. Be sure you revel in the gifts of nature. Be sure you get in those workouts, so that your body and your soul and Mother Nature are all aligned. When they're aligned, then you're going to be saying, with body and soul and spirit, 'Yes! We love life!' More good days -- full of intellectual stimulation and emotional connection -- come your way on the 6th and 7th. Those intellectual connections could lead to some extremely romantic feelings, shared by both of you on the 11th and 12th. What will you do with these? Whether you act on them or decide not to act on them, you'll really enjoy the special feeling. A business partnership may not be working out exactly the way you had imagined it would on the 17th and 18th. You need to be sure you address any issues you might have, now. It's always better to nip a problem in the bud! Communication may not be your forte on the 22nd and 23rd. Lay low. When's the last time you had a massage? Love is all around you, and you love it on the lovely 28th, 29th and 30th. Money really can't buy happiness on the 31st. Or any other day.
Gemini’s Love Horoscope
What a romantic month this is, for you! Listen to the birdies tweeting on the 1st and 2nd. They are tweeting for you! Feel the breeze on your skin, as the month gets started. It is whispering for you! Look at the sun, shining! It might well be shining in order to provide a perfect outdoor date for the two of you! If it is raining, that's just to encourage you to seek shelter together under an umbrella or a romantic spot, like under a tree or even a bus stop. Show your gratefulness to mother nature by smooching! Pay attention to the details (did they say they wanted to meet at seven or at eight on the corner of 8th and Vine? Or was it Main and Vine?), for best results on the 8th, 9th and 10th. Partner up in a dodge ball game or if you're hoping to place in a gardening competition on the 15th or 16th. Misunderstandings are part of any relationship, so just work through it on the 22nd or 23rd. Everything is coming together beautifully on the magical 28th, 29th and 30th. Don't be moody if you don't get exactly what you want on the 31st.
Gemini’s Money Horoscope
Your creativity is off the charts, as this month gets started on the 1st and 2nd. The more you get outside and into nature, the more great ideas you'll have for your woodworking studio. A cabinet in the shape of a rose? Why not? Maybe you could design some sachets to make it smell like a rose, too. Your imagination sparks a lot of creativity in the people you share your thoughts with, and they really appreciate being around you on the 6th and 7th. Could they think you smell as sweet as the rose that your cabinet is inspired by? You might find out on the 11th and 12th. If your business partner is cramping your style on the 17th and 18th, you need to have a 'where are we heading' conversation with them. Give the issue space to breath on the 22nd and 23rd. Embrace all the energy inspiring you on the 28th, 29th and 30th. Happiness on the 31st is tied to your devotion to your work, not the size of your paycheck. And always, really. So devote yourself, and revel in the job satisfaction it brings. It's priceless.
Astrologer’s Advice For Gemini
You can get to the bottom of almost anything through light-hearted argument today. Others may not understand that you're just trying things out, so see if you can stave off any serious conflict.
Cancer’s Life Horoscope
You could be in the mood to sow some serious wild oats on the 1st and 2nd. If you are, well, why not head out to the community garden with a spade and a watering can (and some oats) and get planting? The closer you can get to the earth right now, the better you'll be feeling. Regardless, come the 3rd, 4th and 5th, you are going to be feeling totally excellent. You look good, people like you, a super cutie thinks you're the cat's meow and you just might get a promotion at work. Yay! Those small details are where all the important things are found on the 8th and 9th. So examine the details! Your coworkers are really important to your quality of life, so why not thank them for all the texture they bring to your daily routine on the 15th or 16th? They'll really appreciate that thoughtful gesture of yours. Money can be a really tricky issue, so if you're getting into any financial relationships with friends, be sure to clarify what everyone's expectations are on the 19th, 20th and 21st. The crazier the idea you have on the 26th or 27th, the better it probably is! So let loose! You have nothing but good ideas on the 31st. Enjoy this burst of creativity.
Cancer’s Love Horoscope
If you've been feeling like your romantic plans haven't been going quite the way you'd like them to, of late, the 1st and 2nd could be great days to do a little emotional housekeeping. Are you holding on to negative experiences from the past? What's keeping you from being able to process them, and move on? Why not go to some kind of healer (that could be an art therapist, an aura specialist, a monk, a masseuse or any other person who spends their life helping others understand themselves better)? After all, everyone needs some outside input, sometimes. If you didn't, you would have already figured this out! Don't be surprised if this effort leaves you feeling much better and way more romantic as soon as the 3rd, 4th and 5th, which are looking to be pretty spectacular days, as a matter of fact! Is everything going smoothly on the 11th and 12th? Just pose the question. The 17th and 18th are more emotionally challenging. Take your time on the 24th and 25th. Everything is pretty loving on the 31st. Yay!
Cancer’s Money Horoscope
Why do the same-old, same-old interior decoration when you could experiment with raw concrete and black ceilings? Why choose a safe beige, when your client really is ready for outrageous orange? You are ready for anything on the 1st and 2nd. And the best thing you can do is follow your inspiration. Don't repress this amazing energy! If you feel orange and paint beige, it's not going to be good for you, your client or your firm (well, ok, make sure the client's on board, first). Your choices prove enormously popular on the 3rd, 4th and 5th. In your line of work, it's clear that a project is made or broken in all those small details. Keep that in mind on the 8th and 9th. Tell your coworkers how much you appreciate them on the 15th or 16th. If you want, you can communicate your feelings with cupcakes. They'll really appreciate that thoughtful gesture of yours. Identify expectations in all new financial relationships on the 19th, 20th and 21st. Try out a nutty concept on the 26th or 27th. Your work is pure inspiration on the 31st. Enjoy!
Astrologer’s Advice For Cancer 
It's time to really shake things up -- in one way or another. You may find that your energy is better spent on some dramatic gesture or wild impulse purchase than on mundane tasks at home or work.




Leo’s Life Horoscope
Your friends truly have wonderful ideas. This has never been as true as it is on the 1st and 2nd. So no matter what they suggest -- a flash mob picnic? An air balloon trip? -- say yes! You will be amazed, pleased, thrilled and basically incredibly happy. You'll be even happier when you realize just how much great luck has landed on your doorstep on the 6th and 7th. Work, love and your ability to cook really outstanding pasta are all going great. You definitely want to get under the hood of your automobile (real or metaphoric) if it is making disturbing noises on the 13th and 14th. Yes, you should be really proud of everything you've accomplished on the 19th, 20th and 21st. But you don't want to alienate important people (and really, aren't we all important people?). So if you feel an attack of the oogie boogie ego monster coming on, go outside and take a walk until you can be a little nicer to your fellow human beings. Pay attention to where your career is going on the 26th and 27th. After all, you need to captain this ship! By this super sensitive 31st, you know what's happening before anybody else does. Use this power for good.
Leo’s Love Horoscope
You might want to consider working on developing your own awareness of your feelings on the 1st and 2nd. After all, if you've trained yourself to always go with the flow, you might not recognize a small problem until it's gotten to be a big problem. Getting in touch with what you feel and when and how is already going to be having a pretty awesome impact on your relations with others on the awfully-romantic 6th and 7th. They just can't believe how great you are! And you trust your feelings about them, too. Why stay on the surface, when you find someone you're gaga about? The 13th and 14th are days to really get deep as you get to know each other better. Money can't buy you love, but it can buy a really great vegan dinner. Just make sure you can really afford it before you book a table for two on the 19th, 20th or 21st. Try not to show-off more than necessary on the 26th. Try something really new, when it comes to your emotional life on the 31st. Maybe it's time to trust in an all-new way?
Leo’s Money Horoscope
For a truly great impromptu office party, team up with your colleagues on the 1st and 2nd. There's a reason you all work at the best party planning company in the region! They will have some awesome ideas, and you will have some awesome ideas, and between the group of you, this is going to be the best circus-themed fancy-dress barbecue ever held in an air balloon! Great luck is yours on the 6th and 7th. It sure feels good! Be sure to not ignore any signs of potential problems on the 13th and 14th. (Maybe the barbecue shouldn't take place in the hot air balloon?) You've accomplished a lot by the 19th, 20th and 21st. Everybody's talking about it! Be humble. Where is your career headed next? Think it over, when you get a chance on the 26th and 27th. There's a lot of excitement in the air on 31st. You know it first, but everybody else senses it eventually: This is going to be one amazing barbecue office party held in the great out of doors with a fancy dress optional and tables decorated with colorful helium balloons. Show up early in your clown make-up, to set the mood!
Astrologer’s Advice For Leo
Your creative powers are the center of your world today. That could mean art, brainstorming or just fantastic conversations, so let loose and indulge your inner spirit. It's a blast!
Virgo’s Life Horoscope
The sun is shining (or if it's not shining yet, it will be, soon) and the breeze is gentle and fresh, ready to envelop you in its good vibes. As you go about your work days on the 1st and 2nd, be sure to get outside as much as you can. The more you connect with the earth, the calmer and happier you'll be, no matter what's happening at the office. Doesn't that sound good? Your environment is sending you all kinds of amazing signals on the wonderful 8th, 9th and 10th. Yes, you are surrounded by loving people, you are helping them with your good vibes, and somebody special thinks you are really cute. Try to give your family the time they need on the 15th and 16th. Even more than that, they want to be the focus of your attention. Turn off your smart phone, lock up the laptop and connect emotionally. Some super confusing details are totally annoying on the 22nd and 23rd. That does not mean you can afford to ignore them! Go to yoga, then tackle that project all over again. Make it a good day on the 28th. There's a good reason you rely on your friends for support -- they're reliable! So turn to them on the 31st.
Virgo’s Love Horoscope
Are you going to interpret their lateness on the 1st or 2nd as a signal that they have never, ever loved you, don't respect you, and would rather not go on a hike today with you at all, but they just don't trust themselves to tell you? Or are you going to say to yourself, 'oh man, traffic must have been a bummer'? Just imagine how different your hiking date is going to be, depending on your reaction to the situation. The lesson here? Make the start of the month a great one. It is truly up to you. By the 8th and 9th, everything is unequivocally romantic. That's nice, because you don't have to do anything except show up to have an amazing time. You might have to cancel a date to step in as a last-minute babysitter for your nephew on the 15th or 16th. Try to take it in stride, and be sure to have fun with your nephew. If they have a totally weird date idea that involves paint ball or the eating of insects on the 22nd or 23rd, try to be open to it. You might have fun! Communicate with care on the 28th. Your innate organizational skills save the day on the 31st.
Virgo’s Money Horoscope
What's the secret to your success at work? Your ability to maintain a healthy balance between indoor time and outdoor time; between your life at work and your life at home; between your needs and those of your colleagues. The influence of the wonderful astral energy is going to bring all this ability to balance to the fore, again, on the 1st and 2nd. While you're getting outside as much as you can, your coworkers are glued to their monitors. While you are feeling great and being incredibly productive, they are cranky and prone to colds. Maybe it's time for an office-wide intervention? You're tuning in to your environment more than ever on the wonderful 8th, 9th and 10th. Leave work at the office and spend some quality time with the ones you love on the 15th and 16th. Deal with all the fine print, even if you'd rather not, on the 22nd and 23rd. Then go for a swim in the lake! If you take good care of your needs, you'll have a good day on the 28th. Your friends would love to see you on the 31st. Meet at the park!
Astrologer’s Advice For Virgo
Try not to brag too much today -- though you're busting out with pride over something or someone that's resonating deep within you. Let that go and let others talk up your achievements.
Libra’s Life Horoscope
You start out the month, on the 1st and 2nd, oh-so-ready to experience new things. You want to sing in the rain! You want to dance on the stage! You want to get a really, really good massage. Possibly in a tropical setting. So get out there and get doing something new! You'll be glad you did. Like, seriously glad. The more quality time you spend with your family on the 6th and 7th, the more in touch you'll get with your own inner most hopes. How does that work? Well, when you feel loved, you feel relaxed. When you feel relaxed, you feel more grounded in your body. When that happens, you're way more tuned in to what it is you really want! Check the weights on the scale, as you try to balance generosity and acquisition on the 13th and 14th. Some super amazing days rock your world (in a good way) on the 11th and 12th. By the 22nd and 23rd, you need to be sure that you feel supported aesthetically. Is your apartment beautiful enough? Have you planted your garden yet? Your great energy will take you far on the 28th, 29th and 30th. So don't take it for granted! Help others find the beauty in their surroundings on the 31st. Point out that lovely detailing in the tile work in their old fashioned kitchen!
Libra’s Love Horoscope
When you wake up on the 1st and 2nd, let all that good energy you've been accumulating radiate all around you. Yep, you've been storing up the good vibes, and it's time to set them free. What does this have to do with romance, you ask? Why, only everything! You are going to be drawing love like a magnet draws metallic shavings. Then, you can make a cool metallic shaving picture! The more creatively you can express your feelings on the 6th and 7th, the more attention people will pay to them. Love alights in your life like a birdie landing on the bough of a tree on the naturally fabulous 11th and 12th. So chirp with happiness! Give yourself plenty of downtime on the 17th and 18th. It's high time you recharged your batteries. Have you considered signing up for a yoga retreat? Focus on getting your work done on the 23rd. Romance will wait. Impress them with your intelligence on the 28th. Find something beautiful, like a stone the color of a robin's egg, and give it to them as a present on the 31st.
Libra’s Money Horoscope
You're in the mood for something new at work, as the month gets going on the 1st and 2nd! Why not try that new organic soup-and-salad combo that the deli around the corner is offering for lunch? Then, if that's not enough newness for you, ask for a new project. If even that doesn't do it, it might be time to start looking for a new gig! You need some quality time with friends and loved ones, like, big time, on the 6th and 7th. When's the last time you got together with your buddies? Hm, you definitely are in the mood to make an acquisition on the 13th and 14th. That new sofa? That new deck furniture? But can you afford it, that's the question. Be conservative as you estimate your finances. Great days make you feel amazing, particularly while doing your job on the 11th and 12th. Redo your cubicle decorations on the 22nd and 23rd. After all, you need to be surrounded by beauty. Your great energy translates to great work on the 28th, 29th and 30th. Help a coworker redecorate their cubicle on the 31st.
Astrologer’s Advice For Libra
It's vital that you remain active today -- otherwise, you may find that your energy levels plummet quickly. Just a wee bit of socializing is all you need to keep your game face on, though.







Scorpio’s Life Horoscope
If you are charged with, say, drawing up a contract on the 1st or 2nd, be sure you consult an expert. It's not going to be enough to just kind of guess which terms are correct, or what the best way to phrase this is. If you are sloppy now, you will have to pay for it, later. So get specific! Luckily, you're having more fun by the 8th, 9th and 10th. This fun could have a lot to do with hanging out with friends (so be sure to say yes, when your friends ask you if you want to hang out). You're in an intense kind of space on the intensely awesome 13th and 14th. Focus your attention on what you want and who you want to be with and on what you seek, when it comes to leading a fulfilling life, and you will be amazed by the speed with which it all comes true. Wow! It's almost like you're some kind of magician! (Are you?) Conflicting ideas can be a real source of creativity if you navigate the train with sensitivity and aplomb on the 19th, 20th and 21st. Feeling tense on the 24th or 25th? Go for a very, very long run! Use your intuition to solve a problem that arises at work or at home on the 31st.
Scorpio’s Love Horoscope
Did the color of their eyes make you stop in your tracks? Was it the way they tossed their head? A pinky? On the 1st or 2nd, a minor detail could be the thing that captures your heart. And yes, this is very, very romantic. Be sure not to let them leave the coffee shop before you've gotten their name and number. If work is driving you crazy on the 6th and 7th, it might be hard for you to really focus on romance. Tell them about what it is that's bothering you, otherwise they could take your distractedness personally. Plus, it's always good to get stuff like your boss's annoying comment off your chest. You two are really on the same page on the intensely romantic 13th and 14th, and you're discovering a host of other tiny details of their person that you absolutely love. On the 19th, 20th or 21st, address a conflict head-on, the 19th. Compromise, for best results, on the 26th. Your intuition tells you they really like you on the 31st. And your intuition is almost always right. What a romantic month it's been!
Scorpio’s Money Horoscope
Cross your t's and dot your i's and get a legal expert to look over everything on the 1st and 2nd. Yep, right now, you definitely don't want to be letting things slide. By the 8th, 9th and 10th, you're having a lot more fun at work. You've gotten all that contractual stuff out of the way, and you can focus in on things like 'should our company colors be red and blue or pink and brown?' These are, truly, the fun questions. Just make sure you don't have so much fun with them that you forget that your company actually needs to start producing designer furniture for cats, or else you won't really have a company. Wonderful developments bring you forward on the 13th and 14th. Try to foster constructive criticism on the 19th, 20th and 21st. Get your body moving, in order to get rid of excess stress, on the 24th and 25th. You have a sense about which path to take, when you get to a crossroads on the 31st. Your sense almost always steers you right, when you really, really listen to it. So follow your instincts, and watch where you end up!
Astrologer’s Advice For Scorpio
You need to deal with an ego problem -- but the thing is, it may be yours. Try not to inflict your own issues on anyone else, and remember that what you feel now may not feel true tomorrow.


Sagittarius’ Life Horoscope
On the 1st, you could be surprised by how chatty you are. You're talking to the milkman, the mailman, the bus driver and the gal who sells cookies at the bakery on the corner. While this is a little out of the ordinary for you, go with it -- you're going to encounter something (or somebody) very interesting. Around the 4th, you go internal -- you're reflecting on the metaphors and mysteries of your inner world. On the 9th, it's even more 'how, when, where, why' in your interior journal -- that is, you're trying to figure out some pretty deep stuff. By the 14th, all that energy is going to be redirected outward -- and it could propel you across the city, county, state or country! Something you find will come in handy on the 21st, when some emotionally charged storm clouds gather in your head and keep you inside (at the 'self-reflection hearth') all day. The 24th and 25th are eureka days -- finally. On the 29th, you're chatting it up all over again -- with everyone you meet!
Sagittarius’ Love Horoscope
Your best bet on the 1st and 2nd is to spend a long coffee break shooting the breeze with whoever it is who really, really tickles your fancy. Right now isn't a time for a lot of action. Nope, as the month begins, you just want to be. Romance will find you. Keep not rushing things on the 8th and 9th. After all, it's not a race! If you have a portentous dream about someone, then you should at least think about what it could mean on the 13th! Although, by the 15th and 16th, you could well have found your love. At least, that's what that sweet person putting their hand in yours as you stroll along the waterway after work, talking and laughing, looks like. You impress them with your in-depth knowledge of the insect world, when you go for a hike on the 19th, 20th or 21st. Are you channeling work stress by overeating? Take a look at your habits on the 26th and 27th. If they're unhealthy, it's time to change. Ask on the 31st.
Sagittarius’ Money Horoscope
Go out for a very, very, very long lunch, if you possibly can, on the 1st or 2nd. Sit outdoors, if it's possible. Invite your deepest, most philosophically-oriented friends. Talk, talk, talk as your first course arrives, keep talking through your second, third, fourth and fifth courses, don't stop chitchatting about life and love and meaning until dessert is eaten and it's time to go back to work. You'll be so nourished by this deep engagement with ideas that all of your projects will seem easier and more fun than ever! Stay hidden away in your cubicle on the 8th, 9th and 10th if you're feeling like you just can't handle interacting with your colleagues. You'll be astounded by the beautiful flowers that land on your desk on the 15th or 16th, but not as astounded as you are by the wonderful series of coincidences that follow. Who would have thought that things could work out this way? Give yourself plenty of downtime on the 22nd and 23rd. Don't sit around twiddling your thumbs on the 28th, 29th or 30th (you'll feel kind of down, if you do). Instead, get busy! Go to yoga to stay flexible in both body and mind on the 31st.
Astrologer’s Advice For Sagittarius
Your devotion to friends is a real asset, and today you can improve their lives and your own at the same time. Things are sure to get better in the near future, too, but keep focused outward.
Capricorn’s Life Horoscope
Yak, yak, yak -- it's not just an animal that kind of looks like a goat. Nope, it's also something that your more annoying office mates do, and if they are doing it in your vicinity on the 1st or 2nd, you need to tell them to move on! They can yak all they want at the other end of the office, over by the water cooler. If you have one of those less-than-easy days on the 6th and 7th, don't beat yourself up about it. You did your best and you deserve a nice, long, hot bath. So take one! When's the last time you and your friends did some fun outdoor activity together? On the 13th and 14th, try to get in a great walk on the beach or stroll through the city park. You'll love it! Wonderful news peps up your work day on the 17th and 18th, and some very routine developments leave you feeling fresh and fantastic. Balancing security and excitement in your job and in your life is always a challenge, but if you take on this challenge and see it as an opportunity for positive growth, you'll learn a lot on the 24th and 25th. Your energy could fluctuate between extremes on the 31st. Go to the sauna and let everything balance out!
Capricorn’s Love Horoscope
Clarity of thought doesn't always help, when it comes to love. You may intellectually understand a situation on the 1st or 2nd, without finding that that brings you a lot of emotional relief. If that's the case, it's a really good idea to work with your body. Go get a massage, or workout, or look into some Tai Chi. The more in touch you are with your physical self, the easier it will be to access that emotional truth that's inside you. It could take time: Just keep nurturing yourself until you see some change. Plan an awesome date down to the very last detail on the 8th or 9th, regardless of whether or not you actually plan to go on it. It will do you good. Introspect in order to achieve maximum appeal when it comes to that cutie pie you have your eye on in meditation class on the 13th and 14th. It looks a lot like you're in a good place, physically, emotionally and geographically, to be smooched, on the 17th and 18th. Thrilling, isn't it? Analyze the past without dwelling on it on the 24th and 25th. Focus all your energies on that very special person on the 31st.
Capricorn’s Money Horoscope 
If your office mates are gossiping and being grouchy and intriguing and basically all-in-all distracting the heck out of you on the 1st or 2nd, you need to tell them that you need to work, and that in order to work, you need some peace and quiet! If that doesn't work, tell them that there's carrot cake in the conference room. You definitely need to give yourself permission to decompress on the 6th and 7th. Particularly if you're feeling tired or blah or unmotivated. You may feel like you've slowed down a little. Nothing a nap can't fix! Get outdoors with a friend and enjoy some fresh air on the 13th and 14th. Your work day gets a boost thanks to some awfully good news on the 17th or 18th. There's nothing like hearing that your poster art has been nominated for an award to put a spring in your step! Try to approach the challenges of finding both stability and excitement -- both the new and the known -- in your work as a positive exercise in reflection, and you could learn a lot on the 24th and 25th. If you feel a little (or a lot) up and down on the 31st, you should definitely do something for your body.
Astrologer’s Advice For Capricorn 
Things are not quite going your way today, so see if you can pull back and hope for a better situation tomorrow. It's certain that things are going to be different very soon.
Aquarius’ Life Horoscope 
Wow! You start out this month with a romance on the 1st or 2nd. But this is no ordinary romance. It is a totally amazing, super sensual, soul-mates type of connection. Wow! Wow. What is not to like about that? Luxuriate in all this amazing energy. By the 6th and 7th, you might need to compromise, a little. They want to move in together but you're not ready? Or vice versa? Well you just have to talk it over and come up with a solution that works for both of you, or separate. Sounds easy? It is, kind of. Your deep feelings about your career are exactly what make you such an amazing specialty doughnut purveyor. But on the 13th and 14th, it's important that you find an outlet (say, spinning class?) for all the super intense emotions that your work day can bring to the fore. Wonderful news puts a smile on your face, all day, on the 19th, 20th and 21st. An informal interview with a specialty 'cronut' purveyor could really open some interesting possibilities for you on the 26th and 27th. Nourish your inner child on the 31st.
Aquarius’ Love Horoscope 
Romance arrives early for you, this month. Yep, on the 1st and 2nd, you are going to spend some very intense time with someone you have an amazing, even out-of-this-world kind of connection with. Talk about electricity! The most famous couples in history know what you're feeling, because it's what they experienced too. Later, if you want, you could write an epic poem about just these two days. Wow! A few complications bring you a little bit back down to earth on the 3rd, 4th and 5th. But nothing will ever dull the memories of the love you experienced! Spend a little time connecting intellectually on the 11th and 12th. After all, why not? Go to the gym and get yourself back on track to get in shape on the 17th and 18th. How can you expect to be romantic if you have lower back pains from sitting at the computer for too long? Sheesh! You can't, silly. Luckily, you're feeling awesome as everything love-related gets back on track on the 19th, 20th and 21st. Embrace the strangeness of everyday life on the 28th. Just feel your way through this on the 31st.
Aquarius’ Money Horoscope 
You might be so wrapped up in a romance that you don't have a single brain cell leftover for your work on the 1st and 2nd. Lucky you! Just be sure to delegate anything that absolutely needs to get done (or ask a coworker very, very nicely if they can cover for you). You never know where this romance could lead! But you do know that it's probably better not to lose your job over it. If that coworker asks you for a favor in return on the 6th and 7th, you need to help them out (even if you'd rather go home early and catch up on your sleep). They helped you in a jam, so you've got to reciprocate. Have you been letting work stress build and build and build lately? On the 13th and 14th, it's time to find an exercise routine that will help you process stress better. A promotion of sorts makes you happy on the 19th, 20th and 21st. Wonderful. Explore your options when it comes to your work on the 26th and 27th. Let yourself dream on the 31st. Where are you working when you close your eyes and let your imagination wander? A bakery? Outer space? At a yoga studio?
Astrologer’s Advice For Aquarius
It's hard to get very much done today -- but not because of anything going on within you. It's one of those days when your energy is better spent on putting out little fires than focusing on long-range plans.

Pisces’ Life Horoscope
If you start this month off in the teeniest tiniest bit of a funk on the 1st and 2nd, don't let it get you down. Instead, listen to yourself. Is your psyche sending you some signals that you've been too stressed out? Instead of pushing through, you should back off. Take some time for you. Go to the finished sauna and sweat. Bring a good book and hang out on the lounge chairs all afternoon. Or, just take a nap. Definitely cancel any plans that sound stressful. You'll be back in shape and eager to socialize and network in no time, as long as you take good care of yourself, now. That includes checking in with your diet, which you should do (maybe with the help of an acupuncturist?) on the 6th and 7th. You may need to restructure a partnership, if it isn't working for you, on the 11th or 12th. Just calmly bring up your concerns and find a better solution. A well-placed ally gets you a plum position you applied for on the 17th or 18th. Send a bouquet of daisies as a thank you. Wonderful days reinvigorate all of your passions on the 22nd and 23rd. Take a time out, again, on the 28th, 29th or 30th. You'll be ready for romance on the 31st.
Pisces’ Love Horoscope 
If you feel like you're in no condition to make any emotional decisions on the 1st or 2nd, then, heck, don't! Instead, give yourself a break. Go to yoga. Go for a swim. Go for a long walk. Get some sleep. Read a really, really good book. You'll be feeling better, and way more ready to embrace romance, by the 3rd, 4th and 5th, when romance is waiting for you! Get serious about stopping old emotional habits (like self-sabotaging, or telling yourself that you aren't that great, or doubting whether that sweater looks good on you) on the 11th and 12th. Someone whose opinion you trust wants to set you up on a blind date on the 17th or 18th. Why the heck not? By the wonderful 22nd and 23rd, you finally feel like you're really in the right place, when it comes to love. That's great. Your creativity helps you understand your feelings, if you let it. So let it on the 28th, 29th and 30th. Save the pressed flowers someone slips between the pages of your book on the 31st.
Pisces’ Money Horoscope 
Feeling unmotivated at work on the 1st and 2nd? Take a break. Go for a walk around the block. If you can, take the afternoon off. Soak up some rays, or head to the local banya for a good sweat. Don't forget to bring your birch branches! They'll help rid your body of toxins, physical and emotional. Whew! Letting it all go really changes where you're at. Wonderful! Why not ask an expert for some advice on how to stay healthy on the 6th and 7th? After all, if you're operating at full energy, you'll be able to work so much better than if you're always just barely managing. Confront any problems that might be arising in a partnership on the 11th or 12th. You can't just let this simmer! A coup makes you feel like you're really getting somewhere on the 17th and 18th. It's wonderful to reach the goals that you set for yourself! Tap into your passion on the 22nd and 23rd, and your work will absolutely reflect that. Don't be surprised if you see that you have a whole new slew of professional admirers! Pamper yourself, again, on the 28th, 29th or 30th. You really need to take care of yourself! Romance inspires your writing on the 31st.
Astrologer’s Advice For Pisces
You need to do whatever you can to keep your mind focused today -- even if that means shutting the door and even being rude to family or colleagues. It's just for today, so don't worry too much about it.