ARIES
Aries’ Life Horoscope
You could find yourself cooking or cleaning or refilling your stores of beans and other dried legumes on the 1st. You could be dusting and sorting and airing things out. You might be washing and folding and putting the summer clothes away, you could be washing and folding and getting the autumn sweaters ready to be taken out. Yes, that's just the kind of energy you have as the month begins, and yes, it's going to make your home crisper and cleaner and cozier. What's that on the responsibility-laden 5th and 6th? You have too darned many responsibilities? Well, you probably do. So take a few minutes, go outside, sit in the sun, and close your eyes. Breathe. Better, right? Your energy is high and your instincts are good, so get out there and do some exploring on the 11th and 12th. If not now, when? Yee-haw. Use your good karma to generate more good vibes by doing something super nice for somebody who super needs it on the 18th and 19th. By the pretty fabulous 20th and 21st, you'll be feeling the feel-good effects of all this great energy, and you'll love it! Get your communications clear and then get them going on the chit-chatty 24th, 25th and 26th. Romance brightens your life as the first winds of autumn start to whisper on the 29th and 30th.
Aries’ Love Horoscope
Sometimes, the best way to prepare yourself for falling in love is to prepare your apartment for visitors. Wash your curtains. Scrub your fridge. Clean (of course) the bathroom. Organize your closet (heck, you'll know it looks good, even if they don't peek in there. Plus, it'll be easier to find your cutest outfits for a last minute date). Yep, on the 1st, you should be getting everything but everything super-organized. Once you've done that, go for a run or a walk in the woods or to a tough-as-nails yoga workout (to get your emotions organized and your soul all sorted out). Ok, love! You are ready. A couple of great big ever-so-slightly heavy responsibilities absorb your attention on the 5th and 6th. Don't worry: If that cutie-pie calls, you'll make time for them. On the 11th and 12th, your instincts are right on. Spend some quality time with a friend who needs a boost on the 18th and 19th. (Healthy friendships are key to finding happy romance, you know). Something great is bound to happen on the 20th and 21st. Wink at them! Talk to them on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Ah, romance. It will make all those autumn leaves look that much brighter, and the air smell that much more crisp on the 29th and 30th.
Aries’ Money Horoscope
If an assignment you get at work really irritates the heck out of you for whatever reason (your boss promised you wouldn't get stuck with any more diaper ad campaigns, not for a while, at least) then don't explode on the 1st. But don't repress your feelings, either. After all, the squeaky wheel gets the grease and this could very well be a situation in which it is a really, really good idea to squeak. Give yourself plenty of time to fulfill all your duties and meet all your responsibilities (and get enough sleep while you're at it) on the 5th and 6th. If you feel ever so slightly like yawning all through that office meeting on the 11th or 12th, well, don't. In fact, this is just the sign you've been waiting for that it's time for you to discover some brand new career territory. Stop yawning and start exploring! By the visionary 16th and 17th, you have a vision: Whether you're reinventing diaper advertising as a paradigm, or changing careers altogether, now is the time to start planning. Things are incredibly awesome at work on the 20th and 21st. Keep it short, to keep it sweet, on the 25th. By the 29th and 30th, you're too busy with romance to think too much about work. Enjoy the heck out of it.
Astrologer’s Advice For Aries
Your bold action makes life a lot better -- and not just for you! It's one of those days when you show the world what you are made of, and it sits up to pay close attention! Take a risk.
TAURUS
Taurus’ Life Horoscope
What's the best way for you to network on the 1st? Why, over a delicious meal in the company of dear friends. That's right: If you need (or just want) to make a career change, your nearest and dearest are your best resources. They know you and value you and they will have some surprising ideas that could fit your skill set to a 'T.' And a good dinner always makes you feel great. You are all about fun and beauty and romance and adding something extra special to everything you do on the creative and sensual 5th and 6th. Somebody special notices, and really appreciates your efforts. Your philosophical approach can do a tense situation a world of wonders on the 11th and 12th. Well, you always have had a head for insight. By the 18th and 19th, you should definitely overcome any shyness and confide in your friends. They want to know how you are doing, and they can really offer some meaningful emotional support. Good luck, great friends and a couple of generally beautiful days make for a wonderful 22nd and 23rd. Another dinner party (or two) could open new possibilities for you on the 27th and 28th. You're right on the 29th and 30th -- be gracious about it.
Taurus’ Love Horoscope
What's the absolute best way to expand your potential pool of romantic possibilities? Sure, you can go online. But why not try that old-fashioned fix? Yep, networking. Tell your friends to tell their friends that you're looking for love on the 1st. The more widely you disperse the message, the larger the net you cast, and the more likely somebody perfect-for-you will turn up one fine day. So, what are you waiting for? Network, network, network. You are looking good and feeling romantic on the pretty awesome 5th and 6th. Oh yes, they notice. Somebody really cute really appreciates your strength and wisdom on the 11th and 12th. Don't be surprised if they thank you. If you are feeling shy on the 18th and 19th, wash your face with cold water, comb your hair and get out there anyway. Yee-haw! Today is your day to make an impression! Tomorrow is, too. And the next day. Look for some wonderful developments, romantic or otherwise, on the 22nd and 23rd. Go out and socialize, even if you feel like you'd rather drink hot cocoa at home on the 27th and 28th. (Unless you have lots of roommates, you won't meet that special someone in your living room, you know!). Be nice on the 29th and 30th.
Taurus’ Money Horoscope
Do your best to combine business with pleasure as much as you can on the 1st. Invite colleagues over for a picnic brunch, go surfing with a client, invite the boss to your nephew's baby shower. Heck, the more you can make your friends your colleagues and your colleagues your friends, the better both spheres are going to work for you. By the 5th and 6th, you're relishing your love of your work life. Don't be shocked if there are long-stemmed roses involved in some way! You want to minimize expenditure (of your money, your emotions, your energy) on the 11th and 12th. After all, to work effectively, you are going to need plenty of all of the above! Get involved in a project, but not in a power struggle, on the 16th and 17th. If you've been wanting to do something or try something or change something or use something or be something new, the 22nd and 23rd are the best possible days to do or try or use or be that new thing. So go for it! Luck is on your side on the 27th and 28th. These are great days to communicate. So communicate! Be as kind and helpful and humble as you possibly can on the 29th and 30th. This attitude will pay off down the road.
Astrologer’s Advice For Taurus
A mediator needs to step in -- is it you? If it's not your fight, offer your judgment, but if you're wrapped up in a struggle, you need to be the first to call for an outside arbitrator. It's the only way.
GEMINI
Gemini’s Life Horoscope
Ka-boom! Ka-bam! Ka-shwing! Your month is starting out like gangbusters on the 1st and 2nd. You run! You jump! You slam-dunk! You break records and record a really great video of you and your friends enjoying the heck out of yourselves. Summertime is hitting its stride, and so are you. Be sure to make the most of this magical moment! By the intellectually stimulating and highly debate-oriented 6th and 7th, you are hitting all the important topics and covering each and every major point. They're arguing right back, but you're both having a heck of a good time. Find some time to focus on living your healthy best on the 13th and 14th. After all, your health is really important to everybody. Not least of all, you! Go ahead and share your opinions on the 19th and 20th. Yes, they want to hear them. And yes, your ideas are important! You need to tell someone something that's been on your mind on the 25th. Just do it! By the super fabulous 28th, 29th and 30th, you know what you want and where you are going and you love the getting there. Breathe deeply! Make a budget on the 31st.
Gemini’s Love Horoscope
What's the least romantic thing you could do on the 1st? Go out and rack up a huge credit card bill buying a bunch of stuff you don't really need! In fact, buying a bunch of stuff and charging it on the old plastic isn't going to put you in a great romantic space, period. Instead, go outside and spend some time in the (free) fresh air! You'll feel a million more times revived and revivified if you hit the beach and admire the end-of-summer sunset than you will if you waste your day at the mall. If you like them, you are going to have to talk to them. So do it on the 5th or 6th. If you think you can take this connection further, faster, then heck, what are you waiting for on the 11th and 12th? Nothing ventured, nothing gained, you know. And even if you fail (which is not at all a given), don't forget that failure is better than uncertainty. So go deep! Your creativity is amazing on the 16th and 17th. They will be amazed. And find it really cute, too. Listen to your friends on the 20th or 21st. Look out for sudden acts of random romance on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Ah! Some seriously fulfilling conversation feels great to you on the 29th and 30th. Invite them over for another chat!
Gemini’s Money Horoscope
Get thrifty on the 1st! Yep, this is the time to start padding your nest. The temperature is dropping and you'll be happier in a nice warm spot up in that tree. With a great view of the autumnal skies. And no empty patches where the wind gets in. If you can, try to have fun saving money. Like, make it a game! Then make sure that you're in it to win it. You know? By the chit-chatty 5th and 6th, you could be getting call after call after call after call. What are you going to do about it? Answer! Now's the time to talk. You can take this thing to a deeper level on the 11th and 12th. So go deep. Then go a little deeper. Leave no stone unturned! Focus your awesome energies on getting super creative on the 16th and 17th. You'll be amazed. Your buddies have some pretty good professional advice to offer you, so take it seriously when they start talking on the 20th or 21st. Everything is going so zippety-doo-dah great on the 24th, 25th and 26th that you might feel like skipping or singing. Do both! And why not whistle, too? Debate like this conversation means absolutely everything to you on the 29th and 30th. Then laugh off the outcome, shake hands and go out for a nice dinner together. After all, when you work this hard, you deserve to sit back and relax a little afterwards.
Astrologer’s Advice For Gemini
You are surrounded by the right people today -- so make the most of their talents and create something wonderful! Your energy is terrific, and you should be able to get people to like teamwork.
CANCER
Cancer’s Life Horoscope
You are off to a pretty wonderful start to the month on the totally terrific 1st. You are getting good news and somebody wonderful is showing up to share it with you. Add a beautiful walk outdoors (no matter what the weather) and you pretty much can't go wrong. In fact, you're likely going very, very right. Wow! By the impulsive 5th and 6th, you could be tempted to go out and buy that expensive item that you really and truly can live without. So maybe it would be better not to buy it. Right? Reign it in, sweetie. A little indecision might be inevitable on the 9th and 10th, so why not do your best to live with it? After all, there's really no point in getting all bent out of shape about it. You could be in a tight spot when it comes to cash flow on the 16th and 17th, so make sure you're not getting sucked into any unnecessary expenditures. You really shine at a social gathering on the 22nd or 23rd, so even if you're feeling a little tuckered out, don't cancel. All your hard work really pays off with a couple of terrific lucky streaks on the 27th and 28th. You love being able to be extravagant, but do it with a minimal output of capital on the 29th and 30th. You can do it, and everybody is going to be impressed with your amazing flair and incredible verve.
Cancer’s Love Horoscope
Your month starts out pretty amazing when it comes to romance (and just about everything else) on the absolutely fantastic 1st. You and they have some amazing chemistry, and you are getting some amazing things done together (whether it's a business presentation or a three-day hike), and, to be totally honest, you glow. Wonderful. Follow your impulses on the 5th and 6th, as long as your heart agrees that this course of action is a good one (and no, charging a whole bunch of unnecessary kitchen stuff on your credit card is not going to get an ok from your deepest self). Can't decide on the 9th and 10th? Then don't. Economize on the 16th and 17th. Even if you don't think you need to. Put on your party outfit and go to that dinner party on the 22nd or 23rd. Ride that winning streak on the 27th and 28th! Use your awesome creativity to throw a high-concept party at a low-concept cost on the 29th or 30th. You can do it, no sweat, thanks to your natural endowment of excellent ideas and terrific short cuts.
Cancer’s Money Horoscope
Have you had your eye on that corner office for a long time now? Have you been dreaming and scheming and staying late at the office to get that project picture perfect before you turn it in? All for the corner office? Well, you just may be in a position to finally finagle it on the 1st. How awesome is that? It is pretty awesome. Do exactly what your gut tells you to do on the 5th and 6th. As in, exactly. As in, not just kind of, but precisely. You won't regret it! Go ahead and put off making a decision that just doesn't seem obvious to you on the 9th and 10th. Don't over-commit to a new decorating scheme if the office really isn't in a position to pay for it on the 16th and 17th. Socialize at work, if you really want to win friends and influence people, on the 22nd or 23rd. Luck is the best medicine on the 27th and 28th. Sure, plan a blowout party to celebrate a dearly-beloved coworker's retirement on the 29th and 30th. But bake the cakes yourself. And make your own party hats. And create your own colorful construction-paper chains. And get a friend to sing. It will be much better than a store-bought party, promise.
Astrologer’s Advice For Cancer
It's a good time to double-check your bank account or credit limit -- otherwise, you may stumble into a purchase that is far more than you can afford. Things should settle down really soon, though.
LEO
Leo’s Life Horoscope
You are just oh-so-intuitive on the 1st that you could blink your eyes and come up with a whole slew of amazing insights. Grab a pen or a pencil or an electronic device of your choice and jot down whatever passed through your consciousness. You're amazing! Then blink again, and repeat. By the awesome 2nd, 3rd and 4th, you are at the top of your game. You're in it to win it, and win it you will. Don't forget to celebrate! Then again, when have you ever forgotten to celebrate? Go ahead and go big with this. When it comes to understanding a problem on the 9th and 10th, the deeper you go, the better you'll understand it. Yes, this could involve some really uncomfortable feelings. But you really, really should do your best to let them in, let them be, then move through them to the truth, which is out there, in one form or another (or in several forms, more than one of which you could find). By the ego-fueled 16th and 17th, you will need to tread carefully for best results. Don't be stubborn if it isn't absolutely necessary on the 22nd and 23rd (it probably isn't necessary). Go easy with the whole 'work' thing on the 24th, 25th and 26th. After all, you need to get in plenty of rest, relaxation and socializing, too! You end the month on a really high note on the absolutely positive 29th and 30th. Yay!
Leo’s Love Horoscope
If you just have a feeling that you and that person you spot on the bus are absolutely positively right for each other on the 1st, you should absolutely trust that intuition. Sure, some might call it crazy. But they'll stop saying that when you go over, ask for their number, and spend the rest of your lives in a state of connubial bliss (or similar). So there! Play to win on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th. Sort through your emotional baggage on the 9th and 10th. Unpack it, discard anything that has moth holes, dry clean anything that you want to hang on to, refold it, or, heck, why not toss the whole, heavy, useless bag in the dumpster and move on, baggage-free? Seriously. Consider it. Your supercharged ego is not your friend on the 16th and 17th. So don't invite it to dinner. Be cool, if you possibly can, on the 22nd and 23rd. Work, but not too hard on the 24th, 25th and 26th (particularly when it comes to an emotional relationship). After all, if it's all work and no play, there is very likely something wrong. Something really, really, really positive happens between the two of you on the 29th and 30th. Fantastic!
Leo’s Money Horoscope
Your insights are amazing on the 1st. But if you preface your announcements about your insights with 'hey you dummies, listen up to my amazing insights,' there is a very, very good chance that you will not be very successful in grabbing your audience's attention. If they roll their eyes and walk away, they will not be in a position to appreciate your amazing insights. So be nice. Be cool. Be humble. Then share your thoughts. You are having an awesome time on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th. It is probably related to the awesomeness of your insights! If you play your cards right, you could be running this office one day. Confront a problem at the office on the 9th and 10th. Don't forget that other people have feelings, too, on the 16th and 17th. If you must criticize, do it gently. Be cooperative, for best results, on the 22nd and 23rd. Take a break from all the hard work (and amazing insights) on the 24th, 25th and 26th. You need to kick back and let your mind wander! Another world-rocking thought makes you really happy on the 29th and 30th.
Astrologer’s Advice For Leo
You've got a unique way of thinking, and today puts it in stark contrast to the more sedate frame of mind of those around you. Bust out with great ideas and show the world what you've got!
VIRGO
Virgo’s Life Horoscope
Socialize, socialize and then socialize some more on the 1st. Yep, it is high time you got in touch and made plans and met for some serious face to face time with the folks who mean the most to you, and a whole slew of new people, too! By the super fantastic 5th and 6th, the afterglow you've gotten from all this unbelievably revivifying social interaction is only going to be exponentially increased by the super fantastic news that you get. Make sure to get outside and enjoy these waning days of summer, especially if you're feeling restless on the 9th and 10th. You are in a good place to meet someone special if you're single on the romantic-in-unexpected-places 13th, 14th and 15th. Wear your most romantic sweater vest at least once. Do your best not to feel like your coworkers were put on this earth just to annoy you on the 20th and 21st. First of all, it's highly unlikely that that is their main purpose in the grand scheme of things. Second of all, you feeling that way will not result in anything terribly constructive happening. Take a step back and go to the gym. Organize your wardrobe (or something similar) on the 27th and 28th. End the month with a resolution to hit the gym more often on the 30th.
Virgo’s Love Horoscope
The more face-time you can get with people on the 1st, the more luck you're going to have finding that super special someone. Why? Well, here's the thing: If you can't see them, like, in 3D, it's a lot harder to fall in love with them. And vice versa. So if you feel like you've been looking, hard, for that lucky person who is going to make you the happiest person in the world, and you haven't been having much luck, ask yourself: Have you simply been spending too much time face to face with a computer screen? Some super news gives you a warm, glow-y feeling on the 5th and 6th. Yay! The very best thing you can do with your rambunctious self on the 9th and 10th, is get outside and get some exercise. Yes, it will make a huge difference. You could very well meet someone special if you're single, searching and dressed to kill on the 13th, 14th or 15th. (So dress to kill!). Don't let some work stress dampen your romantic mood on the 20th and 21st. Organize a little quality time with them on the 27th. Then organize a little quality time with yourself on the 28th. Decide to get healthy, fitness-wise on the 30th. The sense of well-being you'll get will send a really romantic signal.
Virgo’s Money Horoscope
Even if you aren't looking for a job, and you aren't planning on looking for a job in the near future, and you are pretty content in a lot of ways at your current job, you should still go to that networking event on the 1st. You should get out there and shake some hands and greet some familiar faces and meet a few new people and move and shake and make a few industry-insider jokes and listen to a few other peoples' industry-insider jokes (don't forget to laugh) and exchange a couple of business cards. After all, you never know when one of the contacts you make now if going to come in handy in the future. You're feeling pretty great on the 5th and 6th, and with good reason. Don't let an overarching feeling of restlessness lead you to any rash decisions on the 9th and 10th (go for a swim, then take action). You are feeling awfully romantic on the 13th, 14th and 15th. As a result, you are not feeling so into work. That's fine! You deserve a mental break. Don't let colleagues get under your skin on the 20th and 21st. How's your health on the 27th and 28th? Are you neglecting it? Resolve to change that on the 30th.
Astrologer’s Advice For Virgo
Flexibility is in high demand today, so limber up and demonstrate that you can stretch as far as anyone. You may find yourself feeling a little worried about a later development, but keep calm.
LIBRA
Libra’s Life Horoscope
A couple of unexpected interruptions and a bunch of delays and a few extra details could leave you feeling downright harried on the 1st. Rather than go along with it and let yourself get flustered, why not take advantage of the uncertainty and get in a little five minute walk? You'll feel a lot better with a little fresh air. If you can, sneak out at lunch and get in a swim. You'll feel better than ever, despite all the unexpected interruptions and nagging details, if you do. You're in a good spot to get creative on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th, so get creative! By the super terrific 7th and 8th, everything you want will be within reach. What could be better? Almost nothing. Except that awesome grilled cheese sandwich you get for lunch. Mmm, good. Give yourself plenty of downtime, especially if you're feeling a little blue on the 13th, 14th and 15th. You need to acknowledge your feelings and indulge in plenty of TLC. Give your major relationships some major thought on the 20th and 21st. How are things working, as far as you're concerned? Make something more beautiful on the 27th and 28th. End the month with a whole-hearted creative effort.
Libra’s Love Horoscope
Argh! You might be thinking on the 1st. Why can't anybody stick to the plans? Why does everyone have to run around canceling meetings and postponing deadlines and generally making your life more confusing? Well, rather than get too worked up about this, call up that sweetie pie you've been seeing lately and ask them if they want to join you for a long lunchtime walk off a (slightly longer) pier. They'll be thrilled. And you'll see the upside of uncertainty! That's what's called a win-win-win situation. Try something wild and crazy and new on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th. You get some very positive feedback on the 7th and 8th. They sure do like you! Give yourself a nice long break from everybody and everything on the 13th, 14th and 15th. A nice, relaxed nap will do the trick. Or a swim in the ocean. Anything where you can just get away from it all, for a little bit. Relationships require a lot of work on the 20th and 21st. Decide to put in the work or not to, but don't just ignore the issue. Give them something to make them smile on the 27th or 28th. End the month with them on a really positive note on the 29th and 30th. Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do!
Libra’s Money Horoscope
What are your fondest hopes and dreams, when it comes to your career? Where do you see yourself in a few years? How do you hope to improve the world through your work? Your meditations on all these questions could be rudely interrupted by some super-annoying cancelations on the 1st. How can you concentrate when people are always calling to say they can't make that meeting? How can you dream when you can't even plan? How can you hope when you are so darned annoyed? Ok, cucumber-bear. Take a nice long breath. That's right: Breathe. Keep at it. Good. Now, chill out. This isn't that big of a deal. Please be calm. Now, go outside, and dream a little more. Right? Right. Give your imagination free reign and you'll be amazed at what you come up with on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th. Great news puts you in a great spot on the 7th and 8th. Pay attention to your own inner life on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Work on a work relationship on the 20th and 21st. Redecorate the office on a no-budget budget on the 27th and 28th (everyone will be amazed at what you accomplish!). Try something new on the 30th.
Astrologer’s Advice For Libra
Expand your scope to encompass even more of what's going on today. You should be able to get others to pitch in when they see that your big picture includes theirs as well. Teamwork is key!
SCORPIO
Scorpio’s Life Horoscope
A very, very, very deep conversation on the 1st puts you in mind of something you have really, really, really been wanting to do (write a novel? Compose poetry? Find a truly meaningful relationship with someone to whom you can pour your heart out?) but that you've been neglecting to do. This is great: Now that it's back on your radar, you can really set your sights on getting this thing done now. Or at least on getting started. Your plans are all on the right track on the 5th and 6th. You are really getting along great with the folks in your vicinity on the 13th, 14th and 15th, and this is really, really terrific. Enjoy this time. As you know, it's not always going to be quite this smooth sailing (that's just life). Start something, as long as it's not the 25th, 26t a totally unnecessary squabble on the 20th or 21st. Pay absolutely close attention to the small print on the 25th, 26th and 27th. You'll save yourself a lot of heartache, guaranteed. Don't ask for a raise on the 29th or 30th. But do go ahead and propose an awesome business idea.
Scorpio’s Love Horoscope
Everybody has hopes and dreams and plans that they don't tell anybody, not even their partner, about. Well, ok, maybe not everybody. But plenty of people. The point is: You're not alone. And the 1st is a great time to finally open up. If you have a partner, tell them that you've always wanted to act off-Broadway. If you're single, tell your friends that you're ready to start moonlighting as an amateur mime. For real! The sooner you can own it, the sooner you can start to really relax in the world. You've got to be you! Or else it will be hard to be comfortable being with anyone else, too. Plans proceed apace on the 5th and 6th. Wowee! Notice how much more energy there is between you and the people around you, already, on the 13th, 14th and 15th? All the changes you're making could cause some tensions on the 20th or 21st. Keep on changing, anyway. If you notice that they are looking at you in that certain way on the 25th, 26th and 27th, congratulate yourself on your perspicacity. Then ask them out. You'll make some amazing emotional progress on the 29th or 30th. Treasure it.
Scorpio’s Money Horoscope
Yes, your emotions about your work can go deep. In fact, they probably do. Think about it: Your work defines your days, and it defines your sense of self in a big way. You chose it based on your understanding of yourself and your place in the world. You turn to it for support and you chafe against it when it doesn't meet your expectations. Maybe what you want has changed. Maybe you have changed. Ask yourself lots and lots and lots of questions about all of this on the 1st. You're long overdue for just this kind of conversation. Make some somewhat-more-enlightened plans on the 5th and 6th. (If you've had major insights about your relationship to your work, you might be able to make some seriously-more-enlightened plans). Go to the gym on the 10th. Your coworkers prove to be a real source of support to you on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Don't pick a fight on the 20th or 21st. The details are definitely where those little devils are lurking, if there are any little devils on the 25th, 26th and 27th. Check them! Look for an increase in responsibility rather than pay on the 29th or 30th.
Astrologer’s Advice For Scorpio
You're feeling stressed out more than usual, but that could be almost anything. Try not to worry much about anything that hasn't already happened -- and that stuff you can take care of quickly!
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius’ Life Horoscope
You might want to charge ahead with a project while your business partner wants to wait and see how things shake out before taking any action on the 1st. Or the opposite might be true: You feel like caution is the name of the game, and your other half is all for shooting the moon. There's no friction-free way to solve the problem, but go with your gut. If you can compromise, do it. If you can't, don't. By the 5th and 6th, it could be an authority figure who is driving you nuts. Don't let them. After all, if you just go for a swim or a walk or a run, you'll be way more in control than you thought you were. Do something wonderful on the 11th and 12th, and you'll be doing everything right. Get some extra sleep on the 18th and 19th. You need it. Do your best to keep track of all your responsibilities on the 22nd and 23rd. That way, you can rest easiest. On the 27th and 28th, you have so much going on that you might lose track of how you're feeling. Don't. An overseas call or message brings some pretty fascinating information on the 29th and 30th. Welcome it!
Sagittarius’ Love Horoscope
Well, it would certainly be too much to ask that you and that extra-special object of your affection always, always, always be exactly on the same page, emotionally, physically, spiritually, work-wise, and according to what movie you'd prefer to see. Heck, you're not even on the same page as yourself, sometimes (it's normal!). So don't get too bent out of shape if you're in the mood to do some hang-gliding and they're in the mood for quilting on the 1st. Or if they want to cliff dive and you want to snuggle up in front of a movie. The best compromise might be that you each do whatever you feel like tonight, then get together later in the week, when your desires are more aligned. There's nothing wrong with that! Deal with your work-related stress without taking it out on your honey bunny on the 5th and 6th. A whole lot of wonderful comes your way on the 11th and 12th. And they are going to love to share it! Nap on the 18th and 19th, if you're tired. Go for a run, if you are anxious. Call them if you're lonely. (You get it, right?). Remember all your responsibilities on the 22nd and 23rd. Keep cool on the 27th and 28th. Talk it over on the 29th and 30th.
Sagittarius’ Money Horoscope
What do you want on the 1st? What does your business partner want? What do your clients want? What does your partner want? What does your pet cockatoo want? (That's easy: To eat some sunflowers and perch on your shoulder while it sings 'the sun will come out tomorrow,' just like a little miniature green Broadway star). How are you going to reconcile all of the things all of these people want? How are you going to make sure that what you want doesn't get lost in the shuffle? Well, first of all, be cool. Second of all, don't lose sight of what you want. Third of all, spend some quality time with your cockatoo. Everything will work out in the end. By the 5th and 6th, your boss might be driving you absolutely crazy with all of her totally unreasonable demands! Be strong. Don't be afraid to stand up to her. Just say, 'I can't stay late tonight. My bird needs me.' Great news gives you a much-needed lift on the 11th and 12th. Sleep in on the 18th and 19th. Stop being so darned responsible all the time, and just take an extra half hour for lunch on the 22nd and 23rd. Manage everything on the 27th and 28th. News from afar is big news on the 29th and 30th. Great!
Astrologer’s Advice For Sagittarius
Today is your day! That could mean you get a great parking space or it could be much bigger -- but don't gamble anything you can't afford to lose! That's good advice any day, but don't let cockiness defeat you.
CAPRICORN
Capricorn’s Life Horoscope
For best results on the 1st, don't scatter your attentions to the four winds. No. Instead, concentrate all your energies and focus on the one person whose thoughts, feelings and emotions really matter to you, right now (and if that person happens to be how 'you,' that's all good!). By the oh-so-interesting, oh-so-positive-for-planning days coming your way on the 5th and 6th, get out your thinking cap and your planner! You need to go ahead and make some decisions about where you're headed, right now. Don't worry: It'll be fun. You're in a pretty fabulous space, when it comes to work and play and love and having a sense of emotional fulfillment when you sit down at your desk in the mornings on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Treasure this! Stability is what you want, and stability is what you should go after on the 20th and 21st. Don't hesitate to spice it all up, a little, too, though, especially on the romantic 22nd and 23rd (yes, romance can be a little destabilizing. But you'll love it!). You and they and everyone you know want to help society, and you should take some steps in that direction on the 27th and 28th. You'll wind up feeling super! Give yourself the afternoon off, if you possibly can on the 29th or 30th.
Capricorn’s Love Horoscope
There is nothing wrong with staying super-focused on someone, if you decide that they are the one for you and you are the one for them. Assuming their emotions are more or less in line with yours, in fact, there could be a lot that's right with it, as you'll see on the 1st. So don't knee-jerk serial date if you think you may have found a real connection. Cancel those other dates! Give this thing your full attention. See where it can go. Let them know how you feel. And so on. Make some plans on the 5th and 6th. Share those plans with them (especially if they are part of the plans you're making). You're feeling pretty good on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Looks like this 'focus-on-just-one-person' thing is really working out for you! Wonderful! The more open you can be about your feelings, the more stability you can expect in your romance. So tell them how you feel on the 20th and 21st. Things get pretty darned romantic on the delightful 22nd and 23rd. Do what you can to help someone, whether they're a close friend or a complete stranger, on the 27th and 28th. You can do more than you know. Do something nurturing for yourself on the 29th or 30th.
Capricorn’s Money Horoscope
Focus, focus, focus on the 1st. Oh, yes. Focus, then focus some more. Do you think that checking facebook is going to help you power through this financial report? It won't. Do you think writing yet another draft of that love email you've been thinking of sending for two or three years now is going to assist you in your ability to tally facts and figures? It won't. No: The only thing that will help you bring this important project to a felicitous conclusion is going to be a concerted effort on your part to bring each and every one of your energies to bear in the here and now. You can do it. Plan something great on the 5th and 6th. Check in with your happiness-at-the-office quotient on the 13th, 14th and 15th. Is it high? No? Not sure? Figure it out. If you want more stability, go for it, on the 20th and 21st. Let a little romance (or a lot of it) distract you on the 22nd and 23rd. After all, who said work should get the best of you? And love should get the rest of you? Pick a direction and head that way on the 27th and 28th. Get some rest on the 29th or 30th.
Astrologer’s Advice For Capricorn
Work and business issues are difficult today -- can you sneak out early or take the whole day off? If so, terrific -- but if not, you may find it easier to get some help early on.
AQUARIUS
Aquarius’ Life Horoscope
If you have overstressed yourself of late, then you might start noticing a few new aches and pains on the 1st. Are your teeth hurting? Is your stomach bothering you? Does your head ache? Well, all those (and more) can result from not exercising, neglecting your sleep schedule, and letting emotional stress get to you. What's the best solution? Stop! How? Well, the easiest way is to get up, go outside and go for a nice long run (or a walk). Even better, go for a swim. Get a massage. Get off that stress treadmill. Get on the meditative breathing train! Or the 'I like to get enough sleep' choo-choo. You can do it! By the 5h and 6th, you might not want what they want, and it would be better for you if you figure this out sooner than later. You know? You might come face to face with some of your less acknowledged feelings of disappointment in a certain area of your life on the 9th and 10th. Rather than running away, run towards this potential wealth of knowledge. Things are going amazingly well on the 16th and 17th. Reap what you have sown! It will be delicious. By the peculiar 22nd, 23rd and 24th, you could be privy to some very strange tales. Compromise on the 29th and 30th.
Aquarius’ Love Horoscope
Ah, stress! Stress-stress-stress-stress. Stress! Stress! Hm. Ask yourself, are you getting into a romantic mood, reading those lines? Didn't think so. Do you think your snuggle bunny (or maybe-could-be-eventually-snuggle-bunny-if-you-play-your-cards-right) is going to be feeling super romantic if all you are talking about is how totally stressed-stressed-stressed out you are on the 1st? Didn't think so. So instead of inflicting your work stress on that cutie pie then feeling sorry for yourself because there's no love in your life, why not just get yourself to the gym? If you have enough energy afterwards, you can meet for a drink. You'll be in a way better space for romance. By the 5th and 6th, if you want one thing and they want the opposite thing, you should really, really talk about it. Tackle a couple of difficult emotions head-on on the 9th and 10th. After all, avoiding and denying feelings is a great way to create stress, which is a great way to douse romance. So don't. A date goes great on the 16th or 17th. You've worked hard for this. If they tell you some tall tales on the 22nd, 23rd and 24th, applaud! A little compromise wouldn't hurt on the 29th and 30th.
Aquarius’ Money Horoscope
Ah, stress! Stress-stress-stress-stress. Stress! Stress! Hm. Ask yourself, are you getting into a romantic mood, reading those lines? Didn't think so. Do you think your snuggle bunny (or maybe-could-be-eventually-snuggle-bunny-if-you-play-your-cards-right) is going to be feeling super romantic if all you are talking about is how totally stressed-stressed-stressed out you are on the 1st? Didn't think so. So instead of inflicting your work stress on that cutie pie then feeling sorry for yourself because there's no love in your life, why not just get yourself to the gym? If you have enough energy afterwards, you can meet for a drink. You'll be in a way better space for romance. By the 5th and 6th, if you want one thing and they want the opposite thing, you should really, really talk about it. Tackle a couple of difficult emotions head-on on the 9th and 10th. After all, avoiding and denying feelings is a great way to create stress, which is a great way to douse romance. So don't. A date goes great on the 16th or 17th. You've worked hard for this. If they tell you some tall tales on the 22nd, 23rd and 24th, applaud! A little compromise wouldn't hurt on the 29th and 30th.
Astrologer’s Advice For Aquarius
A contradiction doesn't always mean a lie or a paradox -- in fact, it can be the beginning of a new truth! Watch out for supposedly illogical happenings and see what you can learn from them.
Pisces
Pisces’ Life Horoscope
You could start out this lovely limpid summer month in a state of mild confusion on the 1st and 2nd. Maybe you're getting too much input from too many places. Maybe the messages just aren't clear enough. Or could it be that you haven't been getting enough sleep? Whatever the issue is, be sure to give yourself a break. Step back, take some space and time, go for a swim in the lake, dry off in the sun, let your mind relax and your spirit drift lazily back down to earth. You'll be feeling way better -- and way more grounded -- by the surprisingly romantic 3rd, 4th and 5th. Take some time to really focus on what needs to change in a relationship on the 8th, 9th and 10th. Then take the first steps towards changing it. Do the right thing on the 15th and 16th. You know just what it is! Luck will be on your side. By the super great 21st and 22nd, you get excellent news, and it kind of rocks your world (in a good way). Celebrate! Romance bowls you over on the 26th and 27th. Go ahead and fall! Take a timeout on the 30th. Get creative on the 31st.
Pisces’ Love Horoscope
No, you absolutely do not always need to know what is happening in your relationship in order to have a happy and healthy relationship. Heck, you can be downright totally confused, sometimes, and it's still not a bad thing. In fact, if you are in this strange, in-between space on the 1st and 2nd, try to see it as a positive: You are open to the unknowable. And that means that your perception of events is all the more real. They are feeling awfully romantic on the 3rd, 4th and 5th, and they are going to let you know. Whether it's poetry, prose or a song, they serenade you! If you think something really needs to change in the way this relationship is being conducted on the 8th, 9th and 10th, then you really need to tell them that, clearly, concisely and with a no-nonsense attitude (you can do it). Be nice, especially if they had a bad day on the 15th and 16th. They appreciate it so much that they surprise you with a super-thoughtful, super romantic gesture on the 21st or 22nd. You can't resist their romantic overtures on the 26th and 27th. And why would you want to? Give yourself some much-needed 'you' time on the 30th. They love your creativity on the 31st.
Pisces’ Money Horoscope
There is a lot of deep-sea energy in your vicinity at work on the 1st and 2nd. The tides are pulling ineffably, the seaweed is fluttering. There could be a lot of deep-sea darkness, illuminated by the strange phosphorescence of sea beings. There is no point in trying to sprint to get somewhere in this state: Water moves at its own rate. Go with it. Sway, like the seaweed. Watch to see what the silverfishes light up. As soon as the 3rd, 4th and 5th, you'll already feel like you're back on solid ground. But don't forget what it was like underwater. Chances are, you can really learn something from the experience. You've matured out of the phase of your life where you put up with a problematic work relationship, keeping quiet and hoping things get better. Show them that on the 11th and 12th. Don't take any nonsense on the 13th or 14th. From anyone. A lot of wonderful news on the 21st and 22nd shows you just how right you were to be tough in your dealings with others. Keep up the great work. By the lovey-dovey 26th and 27th, work is the last thing on your mind. Try to combine work with romance, if you can, on the 31st.
Astrologer’s Advice For Pisces
This is not a good time to get swept up in other people's drama. That is not to say that you need to separate yourself from the world entirely, but you should try to rise above the petty stuff.
